by Suraru » Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:30 am
There are a bunch of people screaming and crying over loved ones. Some people keep it together and instruct each other to drag bodies away from the bar and to stay away.
One guy walks up to you.
"Thank god someone is here, they killed Moriarty, our mayor. I'm his son and I guess I just took responsibility of the town...poor old fart, I'll miss him."
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"