by eaenidu » Tue May 13, 2025 1:03 am
Applejack blinked at you, but, shook your paw, and lifted you off the ground a few times "Howdy Pardner, but, Y'all don't need ta call yourself a monsta, we kinda had a big learnin' thing about that recently, ya know...and if ya went and said it well, some ponies might get scared stiff." She said wiping her sweat and fanning herself with her hat, "Thanks for the Compliment though, 'nother reason to doubt the whole monster thang, they tend to tear up crops after all." Then AJ Squealed and launch into you because Pinkie scared her by popping out of her tail "No Silly!" and then proceeded to...explain the entire plot of Undertale to a baffled looking Applejack, who looked steadily more confused "Pinkie, What in tarnation are ya gonin' on about?" Pinkie paused, thought, and then shrugged "I'unno lost my train of thought!" and bounced back over to the two of you, as you used your impressive Focus to deal with the muscly, sweaty, mare pinning you down right now.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”