NPCs
You were Sitting waiting to be finally shunted out of your favorite game, waiting for the server shut down...then you opened your eyes and looked around...something was wrong, trying to bring up your menu didn't work and you couldn't seem to force a disconnect the servers should be shut down, what was going on?!
But before you could really Freak out a Soft Seductive voice called out "Master Dreemurr, is something the matter?" which also shouldn't happen, who the hell was talking to you. Turning you saw the caterpillar like monster girl that to be honest you didn't know much about. You knew YubiAddict a female guild member had created her and named her "Wanda" and had been happy to call her the Guild Secretary, but you hadn't read super deep into her backstory or anything. The few things you remembered were well, the fact that she was a sado-masochist with a rape fetish as in both raping others and being raped.
You were also sure she had no commands that let her talk to you unprompted, you guys had to pretty much personally program in replies and stuff and if they just kept talking randomly it would be annoying, they were supposed to be completely silent...like dolls more than anything! But she was looking at you with confusion as you tried to open the menu...they couldn't emote like that in game.