by Sallin_Kari » Sun Apr 04, 2021 7:24 am
Feeling the odd warmth, I nearly jump out of home in panic, but when I realize what it is I take several breaths to calm down before turning to the cat, "Uh... thanks, but next time would you not leave it on me." Fucking thing took a year off my life. Well, I suppose I should get a fire and try to cook this thing then.
Random person in the comments section of a random hentai manga- "Now I am ashamed of myself."
Me- "Posh, shame is for fools and people with friends... we need no such things, we have the internet."