I'll put off the silliness for a moment, and say that I have actually graduated from college!
Big deal, lots of people do... but for me it IS a huge deal. One, I'm in my 40s and most people graduate by about 22 or so. I tried but I just didn't care and didn't see the point of getting a degree for a lot of years. It wasn't until I was so burnt out of a job and said "there has to be more than just retail/food service in my life" that I actually wanted to return to college after flunking out twice before. There was a few bumps but I'm actually done with classes now, and am searching for a job as a psychiatric technician (that means mental health position, helping people with various mental issues). For 5 loooooooooong years I was getting the degree and proving that I can actually get the degree.
Don't worry, I'll still be the harmless goofball who has a thing for FLOOF ADVENTURES that you all know me for...just happy that I can get a job that's more in tune with my passions now!