by eaenidu » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:55 am
I Blinked and Frowned "Wow, God, I Must have Slept Through my Alarm, Holy Shit I Mean, Damn." I Muttered Blinking the Sleepiness from my Eyes and Looking at the tent with interest and grinned "Awesome, So, Like, I Don't Mind Three Sexy gals showing up at my Door and apparently get excited from my sleep deprived uttering, But Like, Not to sound rude, Why exactly are you here?" I Asked Confused.
"I'm not Mad Or Nothing Just confused Like, Last time Someone Showed up at my door it was the delivery man or like, girl Scouts." I Told them with a Shrug "Also, None of those nicknames were insults just so yall know." I Said Easily as I Swallowed my Cold Food quickly using chopsticks to eat, I Giggled at the Insect girl "Hey I signed up for the Breeder Trials you know see if humans and yall could interbreed? Got Rejected by the doctor, Told me I was To Small and not "Motherly" Enough in Figure." I Told them Amused "Honestly it's a real confidence boost and flattering that yall seem to be excited about me." I Laughed as I finished the can and Food, Standing I Threw it away.
Coming back over I Stretched "Alright~ Think I'm Awake enough to listen sorry about the whole, Blabbering thing." I Said easily Flopping into my bed and smirking at the Insect Girl I Gently Pulled her to sit by me "Quit Standing I Said you could Sit Right, So Get in bed with me and sit you're making me uncomfortable, I feel like I did something wrong with the mafia or something." I joked happily urging her to sit on the bed with me, and Laying Down I settled in to listen, Draping one leg over the insect's lap, and one over her "Thorax"? Maybe, her big butt, as I Laid to keep all three in my view.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”