Er... Hi, I guess?

[Lazy Kitsune]

Both! *gets musical coffee while laughing at his expense*

[Trninja2]

Forget the green cookie
I just found one with blue fudge....BLUE.......FUDGE.......BLUUUUUUE
Any place around here sell alcoholic beverages? I could really use one bout now

[musical74]

I saw the kitsune have a bar over by the Floof Emporium and Cookie Shop, but didn't go in so I have no clue on what they sell or how potent it is

[Trninja2]

Welp i had a shot of bourbon which had a bit of a sweet taste to it
They were out of sake so i asked for the house special and the barmaid refused
and asked me to come back later. So i went and played some pinball, lost a game of pool (badly)
and picked up a couple of green mint and blue fudge cookies from the cookie shop

Not sure what's up with the wait, maybe they need time to prepair or
it's that potent that you shouldn't have any other alcohol in your system before trying it
Also while i'm here, does anyone else want cookies............."uh-oh"

[Trninja2]

Me 'n my big mouth, ended up buying a couple dozen cookies for a couple dozen kitsune (though the attention was nice, my pocket took a hit)
Now for that drink.......(seems awfully small)......(smells good, like fresh blueberries after a light rain)
"BOTTOMS UP BABY"................."don fedler "takin a ride" song starts playn in the backround"........
................
..................
......................this IS AWESOME

[musical74]

My initiation to sake was at the International pavilion in Walt Disney World, and I tried...some kind of apple sake I think. Having it on an empty stomach was a bad idea, I was getting a serious buzz from it (and I'm 6'4" and was maybe 265 at that time). Told a Japanese gal about it and she said "oh, I never drink that, it's way too strong". Thanks for telling me AFTER I drink it...

*offers the lazy kitsune a tasty chocolate chip cookie"

[musical74]

Weirdest thing just happened, went to get a chocolate chip cookie and all I found was a note thanking me for the contribution to Floof. Was this the lazy one's doing or is this another kitsune? Bunch of red fur where the cookies used to be...

While I think about it, is it possible for a kitsune to have multiple colors for their tails? Like one tail yellow, one red, and one purple, or to have a tail that has multiple colors?

[maximilianos]

I mean, foxes have one colour. And I've never seen art of multicoloured kitsune

[musical74]

Doesn't need they don't exist, just means people aren't thinking outside the box! There should be a rainbow kitsune, while she's eating skittles and tasting the rainbow! (old skittles ad, eating skittles was "tasting the rainbow" because of the various flavors of the candy)

It's been about a month, is the lazy one doing one of her famous kitsune-naps?

[Lazy Kitsune]

*steps on a squeaky chew toy on latest cookie raid* Damn, and it was going so well... who even left this chew toy here?

[musical74]

I don't have squeaky chew toys, wasn't me. I'll just go to my stash of chocolate treats and...half of it is gone...do kitsune like chocolate treats?

[Lazy Kitsune]

No... I don't know would could've happened to them. *wipes chocolate from lips*

[musical74]

Huh, well I did a food run, so restocked on chocolate goodies, chocolate chip cookies, it looks like Pepsi is trying Crystal Pepsi again so I'll give that a chance (ugh, waaaaaaaaaay too carbonated, really doubt I'll get another) so as long as I don't have kitsune thieves I'll be fine!

"watches cat that he cares for hissing at another cat over food" wonder if kitsune have rivals or not...

[Lazy Kitsune]

I don't know what you're talking abou- HISSSSSS... oh wait, that's a mirror.

On an unrelated note, this may seem kind of weird to say on this website... but does anyone else find fursuits really terrifying? I'm sure a bunch of people are looking at me like "yo... kitsune..." I don't know why they say yo in my head... but... "yo... kitsune... you mean you don't like fursuits, but aren' you all about that foxgirl thug life?" But... there's a bit of a difference between a kind of cute internet persona and... what I find to be a really fucking creepy suit that has actually made it into my nightmares. Just... weird thoughts... being on this site... and having the avatar and name that I do... yet being absolutely petrified by most things "furry".

[musical74]

"puts aside harmless goofball persona for a moment*

There's s BIG difference between fantasy and reality in regards to things like furries, bestiality, and the like. Roughly half of the pictures that are porn I have are tentacle or bestiality, but if I were to find someone that actually loved bestiality for real, actual sex with animals, I'd be like "uh yeah, that's incredibly bizarre" (and creepy). Same with furry stuff, I like the fantasy of it, but if I were to meet someone that wore something more than cat ears (there's someone local that wears them all the time, I think it's cute) I'd most likely be slowly stepping away from the person. Why? Fantasy suggests I'd love it, but reality, actual reality, suggests that the person is way more into the fantasy than I am and I'm uncomfortable about it. I don't think there's anything wrong at all with you being petrified of furry stuff because the reality disturbs you. The fantasy part is fine, the reality part is not. Am I making sense?

*Goes back to the harmless goofball persona*

Kitsunes are not thugs, you are way too sneaky, too intelligent and have FLUFFY TAILS. Thugs are these big mean menacing guys found in video games everywhere that have the IQ of bricks. *Ignores the fact that women have rarely been used as thugs in video games* (old beat-em-up games occasionally had female opponents, but very few and far between. The original Double Dragon had a female whip enemy, there was a game called Renegade that had a level of only female enemies, Poison and Roxy from Final Fight...that's all I can think of)

Now, off to enjoy those chocolate goodies...

[Sivi]

There's s BIG difference between fantasy and reality in regards to things like furries, bestiality, and the like. Roughly half of the pictures that are porn I have are tentacle or bestiality, but if I were to find someone that actually loved bestiality for real, actual sex with animals, I'd be like "uh yeah, that's incredibly bizarre" (and creepy). Same with furry stuff, I like the fantasy of it, but if I were to meet someone that wore something more than cat ears (there's someone local that wears them all the time, I think it's cute) I'd most likely be slowly stepping away from the person. Why? Fantasy suggests I'd love it, but reality, actual reality, suggests that the person is way more into the fantasy than I am and I'm uncomfortable about it. I don't think there's anything wrong at all with you being petrified of furry stuff because the reality disturbs you. The fantasy part is fine, the reality part is not. Am I making sense?

You're making perfect sense to me at least, that is pretty much my opinion on the matter.
For me, I enjoy the things like bestiality, a dash of furry and those kind of things so much precisely because they are so... well, detached from reality? (that sounds really awkward, but in lack of a better word...)
I mean, the realistic, "normal" stuff is something one can experience, so I don't really have too much of an interest in that online.
All the other fun stuff that only looks good in animation or pictures on the other hand.... now that tickles my fancy
So to go back to the real life part:
Meeting someone who shares these interests to chat with in real life would probably be really fun, but meeting someone who takes it a step further and runs around in a fursuit or the likes.... I'd pass on that. It's just... taking it a step too far.
Some things are so much nicer when imagined.
Exaggerated pillow talk one reads in some novels belongs in that category as well now that I think about it, heh.


Anyways, I'm not quite sure what I stumbled upon here, but this thread sure feels like a tavern I used to keep track of.
*pulls out Mead and cups*
A sip, anyone?

[maximilianos]

As long as the tavern hands out or sells cookies I don't think lazy would mind!

[musical74]

Yeah, cookies will have to be included somehow. Otherwise she will complain about a lack of cookies in a kitsune establishment. Which reminds me...

"offers the lazy kitsune a chocolate chip cookie"

Regarding the mead...do you have flavors or is it just regular mead?

[Sivi]

Well, we used to have cookies... as long as the tiny golem which was cleaning the tables did not eat them.
*hides cookies in his jacket and scans the room with squinted eyes*
You don't have one of those around, do you?

And flavours you ask! Well.... what do I have left right now apart from normal mead *rummages through his bad of mead-holding*
I have Mead spiced with various herbs, which is so-so.
i've got Mead with blackthorn, which is my personal favorite along with *squints at an almost empty bottle* this sorry rest of ginger mead. i really have to restock that one.
And - if you're feeling adventurous, i've even got mead spiced with chili. Not sure how it tastes, but it sure looks like a proper healing potion.
Well then, pick your poison!

[Lazy Kitsune]

Did you just turn this thread into some kind of cookie tavern rp? Sure, whatever, I'm not online super often so do what you will.

Just dropping in to say I'm still alive, I don't need the basics of beat-em-ups explained to me, but thanks for the cookies musical, and I'll be able to hop on a little more regularly once things get a little less stressful for me (I have the time, but right now the stress is just killing any sort of mood I may get.)