Er... Hi, I guess?

[Lazy Kitsune]

*Is sneakily scurrying away with cookies while others discuss sneaking and cookies*

[musical74]

Wait...what happened to the cookies? There was a bunch and now there's only the mint chocolate chip one left...did the lazy one pick up some sneak skills?

"ponders whether or not to eat the remaining cookie, worried about the guarantee..."

[Trninja2]

"Gad zooks" what ninja skill
Asking didn't go so well, it's a trade secret apparently. I suppose some things are better left a secret............."(green cookie)"
I don't think they'd make a harmful cookie, it could give magical power
I'd say give it try, what's the worse that could happen

[musical74]

When I went to the Floof Emporium and Cookie Shop and asked if a human eating a cookie would have any strange effects, the kitsune there said there wasn't anything special in them, but her three tails were moving around quite happily, like there was something she wasn't telling me. Think I'm better off just offering it to the lazy and sneaky one, with my luck there'd be some side effect I really don't want

"offers the lazy one the cookie"

[Leo Sernalia]

*Cough*Aphrodisiac*Cough*

[Lazy Kitsune]

Are you trying to drug me with cookies?

[musical74]

Not my intent, but the kitsunes at the Floof Emporium may be adding things...

Know what, screw it "makes homemade chocolate chip cookies and offers those to the lazy one" I KNOW there's nothing odd about these!

[maximilianos]

What's the point of putting drugs in strangers cookies? You won't even see the reaction... If anything, the home-made cookies are the dangerous ones! D;

[musical74]

Maybe, but I didn't put anything odd in my cookies (too likely to wolf down on the cookies myself) these are 100% normal cookies!

[Lazy Kitsune]

Your offering of a cookie has been accepted. Many blessings of floof upon you.

[Trninja2]

"Eats last mint chocolate chip and walks away looking down pants expecting something magical to happen"

[Trninja2]

No magic
Assuming whatever was guaranteed to "work" must've been only for a kitsune

[Lazy Kitsune]

*sage nod* cookie magic is often very particular with how and when it works.

[musical74]

I don't understand magic in general, this just makes it more confusing...

On the plus side, The blessing of floof resulted in getting an A in a class I was stressed about. (Studying may have helped, but I'm sure the blessings of floof caused it) Now college is over (graduated)...searching to be a psychiatric aide/technician now (that means I deal with mental health)

I saw a cute outfit for a kitsune, but I got confused by what the kitsune sales lady said. She said the clothing was enchanted, when I asked her what she meant, she just said "the tail, yanno"...was she saying that if you get a new tail the clothing with respond?

[Lazy Kitsune]

Who is hiring all these vague kitsune sales ladies? Is there a new rule that states all transactions involving kitsune related products must be carried out as ambiguously as possible? It makes day to day shopping nigh impossible. If I want to pick up a smoothie while I'm out it'll have equal odds of counting as one of my five a day or bestowing an ancient curse upon me and my family.

[musical74]

I wasn't aware the kitsune could curse like that... maybe because I'm human and have a kitsune friend they just tease me mercilessly?

[Lazy Kitsune]

Oh, yes, kitsune curses are definitely a thing. Most are more like magical pranks rather than anything dire, but there are plenty of kitsune out there with rather grim senses of humour, so always respect the floof. *more sage nods*

[Trninja2]

Ya we've gotta b more careful of those mischievous ones
I met a young human lady who claimed to be friends of the cookie shop so i inquired about the green cookies
and she led me to a hole and said there s where I'd find my answers.
As i climbed in an started to descend she became more excited and i could've sworn i had seen 2 tails on her backside.
I lost my footing and fell into a sewer and could still hear faint laughter from above.
Luckily i had my grapple hook to get me back out,

[Lazy Kitsune]

Ah, yes, never leave the home without a trusty grapple hook. *sagest of nods*

[musical74]

I did a lot of psychical work today and am TIRED as a result...(transplanting a few plants, one of which was a pain to transplant), would the kitsune realize I am needing assistance and help (GIVE ME COFFEE), or are they more likely to have a laugh at my expense?