Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[Jumbo70]

6199. Which way are you selling them lemounades?

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6200. Equal number bonus

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[Lazy Kitsune]

6201. Well, two and three are both against regulation, so for that and for my own sake I'd sell them like the first one, with my Safe For Work blue censorship approved shirt on and everything. Besides, three wouldn't even be able to sell that as lemonade! That's just false advertising.

[musical74]

6202. You need cookies with that lemonade!
6203. Just make sure to tell everyone that it includes that horrifying ingredient...GLUTEN! (I live in an area where it's "cool" to be gluten-free. If you have celiac disease I can understand but...they are saying "this is GLUTEN-FREE" and I'm thinking "yeah, because there's no gluten in it to begin with)
6204. Can you tell the gluten-free fad annoys me?

[Jumbo70]

6205. You could just add some lemon extract to it and call it lemon...cream.
6206. Since you said you mix drinks im asuming you work in somekind of bar setting. How is it? All experience ive got from bars are on the other side of the stand.

[Lazy Kitsune]

6207. Most evenings are pretty good. I work at a student bar, so its mostly other people around my age and a really relaxed atmosphere. Its a very social job, the drunker people get, the more chatty they become and seeing as I'm the one they're talking to in order to get the drinks that are making them drunk, I get a lot of chitchat. Fortunately most people take any really rowdy stuff or heavy drinking nights into the nightclubs in town so we don't really get anything bad happening very often. There have been a few incidents, of course, but nothing that even warranted closing down early for the night. Its also VERY amusing watching what all the drunk people get up to while you're completely sober (or at least should be, although a few co-workers do occasionally get a bit tipsy on hours).

[sogekik]

6208. musical: next time you get annoyed at someone, tell them that being gluten free is actually bad for them, it increases chances of heart disease, amongst other things, or don't I mean we are evil after all, let it kill them it'll be great
6209. I frequent bars, never worked in one though, yeah student bars are pretty chill for the most part, I visit the one on my campus once a week or so

[maximilianos]

6210. Maybe it's the same one!?
6211. Is there ever a fox as the bartender?

[sogekik]

6212. I think I'd have noticed, XD, it seems unlikely, I mean for one thing I think were on diffrent continents

[berserkerhorn]

6201. Well, two and three are both against regulation, so for that and for my own sake I'd sell them like the first one, with my Safe For Work blue censorship approved shirt on and everything. Besides, three wouldn't even be able to sell that as lemonade! That's just false advertising.

5213. IHOP IS THAT YOU?

[CumInTiana01]

5213. IHOP IS THAT YOU?

6214. i love it that everytime you make an appearance you appear with a joke or a meme then dissapear for weeks.

[maximilianos]

6215. Do you love the part that she leaves for weeks as well? XD

[MiscChaos]

6216. Well, they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder... XD
6217. Not that I'm one to talk

[berserkerhorn]

6218. IT'S A YOU!
6219. would you prefer it if i didn't meme or joke on this thread?
6220. Matter of fact, everyone just list what they want me to do instead.
6221. please don't say "take me" cause i will.
6222non-disclaimer: actions and results may vary. please use those words responsibly. this is a message by the USA LAbor Department: OSHA. For the betterment and safey of tommorow's working perverts

[CumInTiana01]

6223. seems like no one got i was joking myself
6224. what i would love is that you appear with a joke or meme AND STAY FOR LONGER DAMN IT
6225. JEEZ, WHAT DOES ONE HAS TO DO FOR YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!
6226. i feel lonely sometimes you know...

[Lazy Kitsune]

6227. Zerky, I would like you to gift me with cookies.

6228. I pay attention to you Tiana! You can have some of the cookies... a couple... one... one half... hmm... you can be offered a cookie on the condition that you turn down that offer.

[musical74]

6229. In the spirit of Black Closet (detective game) I shall gift the lazy one a bunch of chocolate chip cookies!
6230. At one point in the game, one of the "minions" shares the chocolate chip cookies she got as a care package with the rest of the group.
6231. Fun game...more so if you manipulate things
6232. Now I need to play it...kick the traitor out...make it to where I don't lose the mysteries unless I want to (and there is one that I definitely do)...and generally have fun with it!
6233. I'll go back to contemplating evil soon, don't worry!
EDIT
6234. I was accused of anarchy in another thread! My evil inclinations are SO happy at this! (Still Chaotic Neutral though...)

[Lazy Kitsune]

6235. This was dropping too low! I had to post to bring it back up! Rise thread, rise to do evil once more!

[berserkerhorn]

6236. *chucks dildo at Tiana*
6237. EXCUSE YOU! I WAS TRYING TO HAVE SOME OFF TIME!
6238. gosh what does a girl have to do to get some ALONE time with my own evil ways.
6239 *rolls eyes*

[CumInTiana01]

6240. Your own time!?
6241. seems like all the time is your "own" time...
6242. i want to do evil stuff with ya...

[berserkerhorn]

6243. Take your pick
6244. https://i.imgur.com/Yr9b1RS.png