Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[sogekik]

4763. there is so much wrong with that sentence

[musical74]

4764. *is so grateful he bought fire protection from that strange wizard Frobozz* (Zork 2 reference)
4765. You botched the secret Konami code, it's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. b. a, start
4766. Therefore you failed to complete Contra with only 3 lives instead of thirty
4767. Wait...I had an ornamental mace here... did the succubus take it when I was staring at her body? (probably)

[sogekik]

4768. yeah, typo on my part because I corrected it, it can be select or start depending on the game, it was just to enter the code.
4769. here have mine * wacks musical with a mace *

[AnAngryBadger]

4775. All threads will be taken over by noobs trying to use up their 10 posts.

[CumInTiana01]

4769. I AM NO HERO
4770. I AM THE EVIL DEMON THAT SITS ON YOUR CHEST EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SLEEP PARALISYS
4771. I AM THE MONSTER YOU SEE IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES unless you're evil...then it would be the most wonderful dream
4772. I AM THE EVIL QUEEN IN THE NORTH
4773. I AM THE EVIL MISTRESS
4774. I AM THE QUEEN THAT CREATES EVIL IN THIS REALITY. SO YEAH, I GET TO DESTROY IT IF I FUCKING WANT TO WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, EVIL WANNABES

[sogekik]

4775. Pfft, says the one boasting, those with power have no need to have others acknowledge it.
4776. if your as powerful as you'd have us believe put your money where your mouth is

[CumInTiana01]

4777. i don't take orders from the likes of you.

[sogekik]

4778. that wasn't an order genius, it was a challenge, a test of your mettle and you failed
4779. thus proving my point
4780. I'm going to go bathe in the blood of the innocent, your welcome to pledge your allegiance at any point

[CumInTiana01]

4781. it could have been if you 'i challenge you' rather than saying the whole word without it, it can be mistook with an order.
4782. however, i refuse to take such challenge because i have nothing to prove to a heretic like yourself.
4783. and for calling me a liar i shall eat your firstborn right out of the womb of whoever carries it.

[sogekik]

4784. Heretic is pretty much a complement in evil circles i mean, for one thing your evil, so why would you want to be religious.
4785. and it's a common phrasing but fair enough.
4786. and rest assured my first born is safe, I will have subjugated you long before that ever becomes a worry

[CumInTiana01]

4786. that is....
4787. a challenge i am happy to accept
4788. because evil is a religion, a feeling and a state of mind, and if you don't accept the religion, then it seems i will force it in you.
4789, with a boiling knife through your nails

[sogekik]

4790. a religion, no a religion it is not. a theology maybe, but not a religion.
4791. poor Naive Tiana, a knife is most definately the wrong instrument, too sharp, no fun in sharp things, blunt things are a lot more fun

[CumInTiana01]

4791-am i naive just because i prefer a sharp instrument rather than a blunt one? isn't that a personal preference?

[sogekik]

4792. depends if you aim is pain or not. a sharp implement cuts too well,
4793. *cuts Tiana with a rusty spoon, and then some glass * see the spoon hurt more

[TheUnknown]

4794. I'm not even sure what this has devolved into at this point.
4795. Also disappointed that no one has observed the fact that this thread of evil has reached a hundred pages
4796. pesky meatbags e.e

[musical74]

4797. It's developed into evil trying to outdo evil.
4798. The pirate mermaid (picture below) invited me to her ship, think I'll take her up on the offer
4799. Isn't she lovely?
4800.

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A pirate's life for me (staring at mermaid's, uh, assets)

[sogekik]

4801. this wouldn't happen if Tiana would surrender to me, then we could capture Zerky
4802. also stop complaining *shoots the mermaid pirate.
4803. why would a mermaid have a ship?

[CumInTiana01]

4804. why would i surrender to you?
4805. you haven't done anything that's worth of my respect or fear...so yeah, you're nothing to me, surrendering isn't something i'll do

[Silverdragon]

4806. I love how my assault on BH caused a coup d'état followed by a large scale civil war.
4807. Your petty squables amuse me...you may continue

[sogekik]

4808. *Stabs Tiana again*
4809. * Stabs silver dragon again*
4810. * Stabs musical twice* because your an innocent bystander