by devilbird » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:53 am
So Weech had just been annoying the man all day, and the greedy little merchant decided it was his chance to bleed her for some free money. Well she certainly wasn't going to pay him, if that was the case. She also decided against trying to pay with her body. As much as she enjoyed sex, it would be bad if word got out that people could extort her for it. Besides, she doubted she could seduce him anyways. Zen and her friends were kind, but most people still stigmatized her people when it came to intimacy. Unless she knew he was already into something like that, she couldn't rely on sex to bail her out. That left her with the one skill she's managed to develop the most since meeting the troublesome little drone. Lying out of her ass.
"But officer, husband here is lying to you," she said to the guard captain as a look of shock came across his face. "You see, I am bride he ordered from ExoticWives.com. And that drone is collection bot from site. He bought me for thousand gold, used me, and threw me away."
Tik-Tik certainly smelled of sex, which gave credit to her story. While those rumors were floating around, anyone was believe to have fucked a Thri-Kreen would likely be seen as a freak. If she could paint the merchant as some sort of deviant, then the guards would be more likely to side with her. If these rumors were going to be there, she might as well use them to her own advantage.
"Husband is trying to collect refund," she continued, "but site say no refunds. He never even paid in the first place. That is why bot go to collect his debt. Please officer, don't let him make me go back empty handed. I will be sold on black market if I have nothing to show."
So that was sexual deviancy, delinquency of paying a debt, domestic dispute AND a foreign crime ring. She'd settle for simply getting away without having to pay, but she wanted to try and show this little toad who he was messing with. She just hoped the guard bought it.