Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[Randomizer4]

1839. Getting drunk with friends is actually hilarious, if you're not afraid of your friends.

[Lynxy]

1840. I think I might be the friend to be afraid of. :T

[Jumbo70]

1841. My lowest point was when i was at coworkers home. He invited me to have a few and i accepted ofc.
1842. I drank 4 beers, some vanilla vodka and fell asleep. ( I later found out that the beers were strong ones, double the usual amount of alcohol. Which might explain why i fell asleep since i drank all of that in under 1 hour).
1843. He filmed me sleeping on his sofa and showed it to other coworkers how this alcohol tolerant person drank only a few and shortly after fell comatose on his sofa.

[Lynxy]

1844. Lol, booze trolled.

[Lazy Kitsune]

1845. Whenever I consider taking up drinking, I'll just come back to this thread and read through all the reasons why I shouldn't.

[CumInTiana01]

1846. that's a smart way to avoid alcohol

[TheUnknown]

1847. Remember drink responsibly and don't wrestle with bears
1848. Unless you really want to

[Randomizer4]

1849. Unbearable puns incoming.
1850. I can bearely hold them in.
1851. Theh might be a bit bear-bones.
1852. Perhaps they will be bearried beneath all the smut.
1853. That's it, the bearrage of jokes is over.
1854. Thanks for bearing with me

[CumInTiana01]

1855. *pulls out two guns and start shooting at randomizer* get the hell out of here with those puns!

[TheUnknown]

1856. I need a drink after reading those jokes dammit

[Randomizer4]

1857. *dances for Tiana* Stop shooting please. I'm a pacifist!
1858. When will we reach the present?
1859. Belgium got recked.
1860. Who has that signature with dragons and weelchairs?

[CumInTiana01]

1861. don't know what you're talking about
1862. *quickly reload and start shooting at him

[TheUnknown]

1863. A drink and a show bully
1864. Not bored for once
1865. This number is eh

[Randomizer4]

1866. Almost reached the age of Imperial Germany!
1867 Missed the revision of the dutch constitution :/

[TheUnknown]

1868. Take joy in the plight of the western tribes
1869. Railroad goes cho cho
1870. Want the last bison?
1871. That was so so savage

[Randomizer4]

1872. NOOO i missed 71

[musical74]

1873. Beware the FLUFFY TAILS!
1874. While I'm at it, beware of gunslinging babes too

[Lynxy]

1875. Things are getting weird here...

[Jumbo70]

1876. Thread is evil.

[Lazy Kitsune]

1877. Weird and evil.