The blame the person above you thread

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for thinking I'm capable of being rational.

[Jumbo70]

oh i can hold my liqueur. During army we went to a bar and came back in pretty rough shape. I managed to slip past security who don't look kindly towards completely smashed out recruits. Once i was in bed some friends brought a bucket for me to ...evacuate... the excess alcohol. I shouted proudly that this recruit wont give up his alcohol to anyone, pushed the bucket away and promptly fell asleep after that. This is what i was told i did. The bucket was empty when i woke up. I was still a bit tipsy and the hangover hit after mid day, was fun while doing live combat training and live mine blowing.

I blame you for thinking that I cant hold my booze young lady

[RinMorita]

I would blame you for possibly trying to make drinking look fun... but the fact you didn't get caught/injured during that kind of training is actually pretty impressive. >_> BUT, I'm going to have to assume you tricked another kitsune into helping you. *grabs the other kitsune and hugs them* Shame on you, tricking this poor kitsune into helping you... probably...

[NightsTMB]

I blame you for your lack of faith in Jumbo's reckless drinking.

Being hungover during ordinance training? That's pretty legendary, I tip my hat to ye good sir.

[Jumbo70]

Drill sergeant did ask me if i had a nice leave yesterday with the boys last night while also asking why i'm not hitting shit and placed too much boom boom next to the mine (blew up half of the road when the aim is to blow the mine away, so that it doesn't blow up the road... (i had the best scores in both shooting and blowing stuff up in the unit)
Combat engineer fo lyfe, lucky that day wasnt the 50+kg blow up demonstration. that thing ruined fireworks for me, they got nothing on me now.
We were just outside the hazard zone when it went off. The shockwave on it was dauyym. You could see the trees bending from it before it reached you.

I blame you for that tip.

[NightsTMB]

I was mortars, lol I don't have the balls to use those while hungover they're touchy as all hell.

I blame you for not courteously accepting my tip.

Haha innuendo galore.

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for not having the balls to handle highly dangerous equipment while hungover. Pffft, what are you, a sane person?

[Jumbo70]

I blame NightsTMB for being mortar.
Firstly they couldnt hit jack shit and during live fire stuff i heard a unit was a wee bit too close to the mortar fire, dunno whos fault it was but the unit that was close said it was funny to see logs flying past them. Atleast they had a ample supply of firewood for the night in the woods. Or atleast what was left of it anyway.
Secondly while others were wearing full gear for the first time, they were still wearing their civil clothes with no gear because the army ones felt uncomfortable.
I dont blame you for being mortar but i blame the ones being mortar where i was.

I blame you Kitsune for thinking that it would be unsafe to fondle explosives with blasting caps while suffering the after effects of too much alcohol.
Pea soup canon was my masterpiece.

[NightsTMB]

Jumbo I blame you for your mortars sucking, and wearing civvies.

[Jumbo70]

I blame you for telling the truth

Pea soup canon
i was a combat engineer specialized in making food for my unit. so basicaly the most important person during camping hoho!
one time i couldnt get the pea soup to boil in a preassure cooker, so i did what any sensible person would, i closed everything as tight as possible and cranked the heat up to max. I went away to wash a bit of dished and after a while i heard a damn loud bang. i went to check on the cooker but it was almost completly fine. i had forgot to completly close the darainage cap. It had blasted of trough the tent fabric and off probably towards the sun..(lucky me i found it during my night guard duty.) Shortly after i heard the drill sergant running towards us to check what the huge noice was, so i did what any sensible soldier would do. I pulled out my little cooking knife and stabbed the wheel of the preassure cooker. I then explained him how the feel had just blewn like that on its own.

Im a bad man...

Spoiler (click to show/hide):

it looked little like this but the blade part was longer.
it was approx 30 cm long little over 12 inches for you americans

[NightsTMB]

I blame you for thinking I don't know metric.

American Army goes almost solely metric.

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for all this army talk.

[TheUnknown]

I blame you for disliking all of this army talk! Congratulations you've been conscripted into hydra
Three cheers of blame everyone

[RinMorita]

I blame you for possibly being a traitor!

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for looking for traitors. How can you expect us to trust you if you don't trust us to trust you. You can trust us in trusting you provide you trust enough to put trust in us trusting you to trust us to trust you, which we can only do if you trust us to trust you.

[NightsTMB]

I blame you for blind loyalty.

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for thinking I was loyal. Whose to say I'm not just being a cunning traitor?

[NightsTMB]

I blame you for causing me doubt.

[Lazy Kitsune]

I blame you for doubting anything when it comes to me. If its me, all you need to know is that I'm perfect and that's that. There is no room for doubt.

[VintageBass]

I blame you for the lack of space for that doubt. Hopefully you're good with building tools!