Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[Jumbo70]

1307. Jumbo never dies.
1308. Jumbo's 70 means the souls i have conquered at the time of creation.
1309. The time of creation is when my account was created from the cold abyss, screaming and lollygaggin to glory.
1310. Jumbo decides what numbers are in use.
1311. Salt is the medicine. Only when a person is filled to the brim with salt, will they accept me as their master.
1312. Being my subordinate is glorious.
1313. By following this number i hereby ask zerk if she has found the button among the new...additions... on the throne. particularly the button with a very suggestive picture on.
1314. If lynxy is on the move and need to reach this corrupted sanctuary, then i would recommend an tablet of sorts, or a laptop that is a 2-in-1. If you have artistic tendencies try to get a surface pro 3 (mind the pro there.) I have one that I use for my own art making) .
3142. I am something more than a mere god or a king. all feeble tries by mortals in explaining me so that they could understand me have ended in them losing their sanity or worse.
1315. Attack choppers cant resist me, they fall down and beg me to accept them.

[CumInTiana01]

1322. i'm not you're enemy, but i need to say i'm really confused right now
1323. you deserve a cookie *gives her a cookie*

[Lynxy]

1326. Pew Pew
1327. I am neither perpetually bored, nor easily assuaged.
1328. That would be the joke. That and the culture reference.
1329. You know what's fun to say? Tittyfish!
1330. *stops to enjoy a cookie*

[CumInTiana01]

1331. i chuckle...
1332. you deserve another cookie, this time, with raisins
1333. *gives her a cookie with raisins*

[TheUnknown]

1334. Hey I like cookies with raisins
1335. Freedom oppresses people because no cookie
1336. Not the same as cookies

[Lynxy]

1334. I feel the urge to gnaw a cookie like a squirrel.
1335. Omg
1336. Can you feel the rise in power?
1337. I AM BECOME LEET!

1338. ..aaand it's gone.

1339. Screw your numbers. I'm not changing it this time.

[Jumbo70]

1337. I see you are very busy writing about cookies and therefore my numbers went off in my post about myself. Dam son. Also:
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1ph j0(_) [4|\| I234|) 7#15 j0(_) 4I23 1337
1|=_ 7(0)L| <@|\| I2&@(| +)-(,12 7(0)L| @I2& |_&&+
!ph ¥ØV {Д{\} ®[-Д|] 7]-[!ehs ¥ØV Д®[- 1[-[-7

[TheUnknown]

1338. I have freedom enslaved most of the known world..and I am still bored
1339. Wonder where I went wrong with life
1340. Welp time to blow more people up with my turrets of fun and rape

[CumInTiana01]

1341. you can rape me
1342. although it wont be rape, because i will let you...

[TheUnknown]

1343. That's always the fun paradox of any sort of rp with rape. The fact they go on means they consent somehow
1344. Doubt that would get me off, but kind offer of help there friend
1345. Here have some free heli chains *airdrop large box of heavy helicopter bond chains*
1346. Copters only use the best for attack and dominance

[Lynxy]

1347. I literally can't even anymore.
1348. Ugggg...

[TheUnknown]

1349. I don't have that problem since I only odd
1350. Boredom sweeps over like a wave once again
1351. I'll take pm's since I've reached these depths and would talk to anyone
1352. Being a bard of trade I easily amuse with story, satire, and wit
1353. Today is too slow for a freedom chopper

[berserkerhorn]

1354. @1279 made my day

[Lynxy]

1355. Pbbbbt
1356. Lol yes. Please let me tell stories to amuse you instead if fetching my rabbit to end this hell.

[berserkerhorn]

1357. ooooo i want pics of the rabbit

[TheUnknown]

1358. I'm sorry, but we couldn't save your rabbit...
1359. He freedomed to hard and ODed
1360. Want some stew?

[berserkerhorn]

1361. REALLY TWO FLIPPING PAGES OF SHITE TO READ ON HELICOPTER SEX?
1362. literally all of you can go fuck yourselves
1363. although i'm pretty sure you all already are

[TheUnknown]

1364. Of course everyone knows that helicopters run on love

[Lynxy]

1365. I am in fact. By the time you read this.

[TheUnknown]

1366. Welp I'm out of copter fuel if someone wants to hear a story in pm while I crash to a slow and painful death of freedom