The Haunted House of Le Foax Coque

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

the keypad glows red for a second and then sparks a bit and shorts, opening the door for him anyways. the damn thing was obviously ancient. it allows him into a room filled with screens and a computer, showing cameras in all the rooms. anywhere there were people, they had a name under them, and the "ghost" was sitting in the chair, he turned around and said "how the fuck did you get in my office you little shit?"

[dndman997]

Drake walks into the room and blinks "i ummm somehow answered your riddle correctly"he said very confused "i think whatever that machine was it shorted out"

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

"yea... well... I guess, since I'm dead, I'll need someone to take over the business, whattaya say kid? want to be a filthy rich rapist?" he laughed and turned back to the screens, watching everyone else.

[dndman997]

Drake walked up closer to the "ghost" looking around curiously "ummm sure not entirely sure what to do and how it all works though" he said not sure what to do or think

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

Oh, dont worry, it's easy, for now just wait till one of the girls if trapped, then you go to the room their in, and fuck them."

[dndman997]

he watches the screens "sounds easy but this place is confusing"

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

"not really" he shrugged and tossed you a map, "by the way, my name is jeaque "le foax" coque, its nice to meet you drake, my new apprentice"

[dndman997]

Drake looked at the map doing his best to decipher it "hmmm ill have to use this map for awhile till i memorize everything"

[BlueLight]

(What i got screwed? SWEET!!!! now i don't have to wait for the new guy to post. Home free!
It's like i' annoying in general. Any chance i can bite the new guy? just a little. Mich is well hanging and is working up a apatite.)

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

(all right, new guy is out, pretend he never existed)

Well drake, whydon't you head on up to subfloor 2,and make that chick give you a blowjob" he pointed at mich's room and chuckled

[dndman997]

Drake blinked seeing the screen "umm ok any shortcuts? and dont say through the wall. im not a ghost like you"

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

The ghost floated out of his swivel chair, pointed at the map, and then bitch slapped him and.sat back down.

[dndman997]

Drake is slapped and then blinked "i also dont want to accidently fall into any traps already set"

[BlueLight]

(... the longer you take the more likely I bite. But on the upside once you get your new dick sewed on you'll be the master.)

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

(o.o *bows to the.epicness of that joke* it took me a full 2 minutes to stop laughing long enough to write this xD)

[BlueLight]

(o.o *bows to the.epicness of that joke* it took me a full 2 minutes to stop laughing long enough to write this xD)

( Thank you. I believe it's your post. )

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

(o.o *bows to the.epicness of that joke* it took me a full 2 minutes to stop laughing long enough to write this xD)

( Thank you. I believe it's your post. )

(Nope, dndmans post, im just immensly bored)

[dndman997]

[i was the last one to post though >.>]

[BlueLight]

Drake is slapped and then blinked "i also dont want to accidently fall into any traps already set"

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

(... Yea well... Shut up...)

Without turning back around he spoke again "don't worry, I trigger all the traps, and the map tells you how to escape the automatic ones"