Name: Dakauz Ugnob (nicknamed 'Bomba' for... obvious reasons)
Race: ORK ORK ORK!!!
Age: Wutz dat?
Gender: Male
Appearance:
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Background: Dakauz wasn't always the eight-foot Nob he is today, in fact he started off relatively small for an ork, but with a 'kunnin' and curiosity rarely seen among orks, even amongst the Blood Axe Clan he belongs to. He used that cunning to win fights against otherwise tougher orks leading to his current size, and that curiosity to find out new ways of doing things that no orks thought of before. Now he considers himself one of the favored of Mork and is always on the lookout for the cunningest way of killing his enemies. His particular favorite, main due to the loot it got him, was when he headbutted a chaos marine to distract him from the Stikkbomb he was tossing beneath the marine's legs, and pretended to be stunned so the marine would stay still and try and wack him rather then moving and potential noticing the bomb on the ground. Needless to say he also learned a valuable lesson about setting off bombs mere feet away from you. However, after being sown back together by a Painboy, he had a shiny new 'Power Choppa' to show for it.
With Power Choppa firmly in hand and growing to a substantial size, Dakauz finally could call himself a Nob, though he didn't act like one, constantly bullying those smaller then him. Mainly this was to do with he had better things to do rather then any sort of benevolence on his part, as he is still happy to put any upstart ork in his place but is busy trying to perfect his "WAAAAGH!" in his mind and can't be bothered in dealing with every ork that gets even the slightest bit uppity. Those that do sufficiently piss him off tends to find themselves suddenly blow to little pieces when they least expect it. Those that just get in his way or he needs a git to test something he'll happily slap around with the flat of his 'Power Choppa' until they will comply.
Being a Kommando, as is the way of Mork(And don't let him hear you say otherwise), he spends quite a bit of time sneaking around, often sneaking over to the 'umies to see what they are up to and how the act, so he might better understand how wage the best "WAAAAGH!" yet. During this he managed to pick up Low Gothic, both in written and spoken, though he much prefers his native orkish variant. With that said he has conversed with humans before, typically started when he decided they are too puny to put up a good fight and when they are too stunned by the sudden appearance of a Nob behind them. He usually interrogates his target on whatever has caught his fancy that day, and if sufficiently amused will leave the poor sot alone, though if he finds this person isn't able to sate his curiosity to his satisfaction, he'll squish the 'umie to get at least some satisfaction out of the interaction.
Stats:
Weapon Skill: 6
Ballistic Skill: -1 (0-1 Race)
Strength: 5
Toughness: 6 (5+1 Race)
Willpower: 2
Health: 14
Skills:
Kunnin'(Stealth 3): Despite being an eight foot tall Nob, Dakauz is surprisingly good at going unseen and sneaking up on people, or disappearing if the fight isn't going as well as he might hope.
Kunnin' Fightin'(Dodge 2): Having to not wear armor due to that noise, Dakauz came up with the ingenuous(For an ork) idea of defending himself by not getting hit, which he does by any means, shoving off balance, dodging, even parrying, or throwing dirt in someone's eyes.
If it glows, I makez itz explodez: While Dakauz is no Mekboy, he does have enough orkish understanding of mechanics to rig pretty much anything with a power source into a bomb, much to the dismay of many a tech priests who have on more then one occasion been tasked in undoing his mess. His favorite tactic is to rig a capture vehicle... or just an ork vehicle he bullied a git into giving to the cause, usually making it nice and orky then have someone, possible the poor git he bullied, drive up to something he doesn't like and watch that something no long be in one piece.
Gear:
Weapons:
Power Choppa!(Double-headed power axe, 3 points)
Slugga(Cobbled together explosive-ballistic pistol, 2 points)
Armour: None, De 'umies 'earz me comin' wiv metal bitz on me.
Miscellaneous:
Stikkbombz
Stunbombz
Meltabombz(Stolen of course)
Cash: HA! 'Umies an' dere shiny bitz! All Orkz need iz teef.
Random person in the comments section of a random hentai manga- "Now I am ashamed of myself."
Me- "Posh, shame is for fools and people with friends... we need no such things, we have the internet."
by exalted » Fri May 20, 2016 8:15 am 
