Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[spitfyre]

904. Of course I defiled her
905. You cant expect a dragon to guard the tower of some random maiden, without sampling the goods
906. Every single fairy tale is wrong
907. Dragons wouldn't let that go un-tapped

[OmegaScales]

908. Yeah, well, they're gonna get tapped anyway, you could have waited a little longer.
909. Do you have any idea which princess I should kidnap to finish this?
910. I'm kinda thinking a weak, defenseless one that no one would miss.

[spitfyre]

911.i think going for princess Anna would be best
912. Her sister may be a bit tricky to get around
913. But if you really are serious about the whole thing
914. Elsa is a lot less scarier than any dragon you might face when tryin to take a princess
915. Anna has been vouched for and no dragon can interfere

[MajorMajorMajorMajor]

Wait, so how does this work?

[spitfyre]

917. Use numbers first of all
918. Besides its quite simple
919. Just wait till they are all asleep
920. Grab Anna
921. Deflour her
922. Profit?

[OmegaScales]

923. Hmm... I think Anna is a little too important.
924. Also don't want Elsa barging in and freezing everything up. It'd take months to melt all that ice.
925. What do you think about Eilonwy?

[spitfyre]

926. Then just kill Elsa
927. Or take her too and seal her with anti-magic chains
928. Eilonwy would work I guess
929. I like brunettes more though

[OmegaScales]

930. I would just imprison Elsa and take Anna if it didn't get "heroes" and mercenaries after me.
931. I mean, I could take them easily, it's just too much of a hassle just for one last unspoiled maiden.
932. On the other hand, Eilonwy has been almost completely forgotten. She's even called the "Forgotten Disney Princess".
933. How could taking her screw anything up? A small battalion of crazed fanboys won't be missed.

[spitfyre]

934. I still think brunettes are the best
935. And having one so important as Anna would make you that much more powerful
936. Apparently Elionwy isn't a legit Disney princess
937. Also, if you enslave Elsa to your every whim you would have an Ice Mage with limitless ice powers at your beck and call

[OmegaScales]

938. Hmmm... Very good point, though a couple little problems.
939. Anna is important, but if she disappears for a little while then does a 180, people won't be as trustworthy towards her.
940. Elsa never had a proper magic teacher. I'd teach her myself, but I'm busy experimenting on this mind powd... Oh, I got a good idea.
941. Alright then. Anna it is. I just need 2 weeks, then we'll have both of them.
941a. I'm actually going to Newfoundland in Canada with my family! Two weeks in a RV with my family, hiking, sightseeing, etc.

[spitfyre]

942. Sounds good!
943. Invite me over for a party once you've used them the first time

[berserkerhorn]

944. Tfti you butt holes

[OmegaScales]

945. Well of course you're invited Zerky! I didn't get a chance to send out invitations yet!
946. Let's see... Zerky and Emelth (Spitter) of course.
947. Zeus, Renara... Ah, screw it.
948. YO EVERYONE! MASSIVE DEFLOWERING ORGY IN TWO WEEKS! ... AND ZERKY GETS SECOND CHOICES AFTER ME!
949. And I guess Emelth can take Anna.
950. Then you all can fight over who gets the remaining however many are left. I'm personally taking 50.

[spitfyre]

951. 50 out of the 699 princess pool?
952. I don't feel much fighting will be needed
953. Also, we wouldn't dream of forgetting of Zerk
954. The extreme overlord of all things evil
955. The plans for the party simple hadn't been set in stone

[NoblesseOblige]

956: LoK doesn't change no matter how much time has passed :O

[berserkerhorn]

957. Is that you rage?
958. No it doesn't... People just fill big shoes
959 can't believe we're almost at 1 thousand
960. Okay I call Elsa... She's my bitch

[NoblesseOblige]

961: Who is rage?
962: You would think with all the kiddies growing up that they would fill big shoes
963: Only a few more to go.
964, let it go, let it go, she doesn't care, what you saaaaaaay at all.

[OmegaScales]

965. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
966. Ahem. 'Scuse me.
967. So, lay-down of how it went:
968. I mixed Mind Powder (Normally it strengthens one's mind against outside influence, but with a few extra ingredients...), ground Poignant Lilac (Poignant Rose is way too strong), and a few other (secret) ingredients to create a special aphrodisiac.
969. It takes about 1 week and about 600 grams to affect one person, or 2 weeks and 230 kilograms to affect an entire community (well, it actually depends on the size of the community, but that's about average).
970. Basically what it does is make them more receptive to sexual advances and stimuli without breaking their minds or making them feel they need sex. For one person, 3 days would be sufficient for a minimal effect, but a week brings the results we want: willing slaves that can still run a kingdom.
971. So, no real snafus other than that one snow-based creature that wasn't affected. No real problem though, gave him a plane ticket to Hawaii.
972. Anna and Elsa are ready to give themselves to Emelth and Zerky, respectively (I made sure they kept their virginities), and a cum-munity are now at my beck and call.
973. Alright then let's see... Oh, she's pretty (1)... That's a nice ass there (2)... Damn! (3) ... Those breasts look absolutely perfect (4)... I certainly like long hair (5)... Galactorrhea?! (6)... And this one(7)... Quadruplets! Sweet! (11)... And this group here (19)... And these cuties just out of high school (31)... Such a sweet voice (32)... And a sultry one (33)... Great curves ladies! (40)... She looks so cute when she's scared! (41)... Wow! These girls are pretty eager! Wonder how they're still virgins (47)... I like big butts and I cannot lie! (48)... Small ones are also nice! (49) And a hermaphrodite! My favorite! (50) I've got all the ones I want!
974. Go ahead Zerky! Take your pick!
974a. Should I make a topic to post pics of Newfoundland? I'm not really sure if anyone's actually interested, so I thought I'd ask.

[berserkerhorn]

975. WHOEVER JUST INBOXED ME AND SAID "I LIVE!"
976. i will remove your heart and pour the blood into holy water.
977, YES I AM ALIVE YOU NUTHEAD!
978. end minor rage.

[NoblesseOblige]

979. Eat a bag of dicks.
980. They are a returning member returning after time and finding old friends.
981. Some users don't have time stamp for last visited.
982. Start major rage.