Samus thread

[DemonFiren]

What did Midna say again? 'I don't care, veggies!' (Youtube it.)

I guess the scene we've discussed before would be nice as an easter egg...well, thanks for breaking the chain.

[OmegaXIII]

Getting back on the chain... I really wouldn't mind seeing more of that Krystal/Peach/Bowser scene in the demos.

[DemonFiren]

Oh, yes...HELL YES! Maybe a goodie for Wolf Link as well?

[OmegaXIII]

Link: I don't get it. How come everyone wants me to bone them in my wolf form?
Midna: Because your broadsword becomes even bigger.
Link: Ah. I suppose that would be the reason.
Omega: Dude, since when can you speak?!

[HolyPaladin]

Link:....
Omega:Much better

*facepalm* sry, did i mess it up :3

[DemonFiren]

Link's 'weapon' compared to Wolf Link's is like the Kokiri Blade compared to Biggoron's sword. Also, KNOT!

[OmegaXIII]

Link: A Kokiri Blade...?!
Midna: Uh-oh. I'm getting outta here!
Zelda: He was saying in comparison, Link! It was not an insult!
Link: Hmmm... Fine.
Midna: Wasn't the Kokiri Blade around twelve inches long?
Link: Yeah... I believe that sounds about right.

[DemonFiren]

TWELVE INCHES?! O.O
(Then take a look at Wolf Link...Scales would get pale.)

[danail24]

DO NOT INCLUDE SAMUS ARAN! Pleeeeeeeeeeease! My friend is a fanatical friend of hers and I find him scary when he talks about the perverts that draw porn of her!

Allow me to translate for those confused. his friend is a rabid samus fan and gets pissed off at the perverts that draw her in porn. So because his friend hates pervs, he doesn't want samus in this game, likely so he won't have to hear his friend bitch about it. Seems like silly logic since we're including so many other things, also your friend isn't on here, if he has an issue with it he's more than welcome to register and say it himself. If he doesn't know about this game or bower's castle, then ingnorence is bliss right?

Also sorry dude but you're pretty much out voted by the community and the team members.

Exactly my point!

[danail24]

DO INCLUDE SAMUS ARAN! Pleeeeeeeeeeease! My penis and I are fanatical fans of hers and we find it to be awesome when certain brilliant perverts create animated porn of her getting it on with monsters!

SAY WHAT!

[dandan]

whoa, I really had no idea this thread would spin out of control that easily o_0;;;; and nobody discussed other than the possible meaning of a post DX

..... well, and that weird RP with Link...

hmmm, sure it's only 12 inches? I mean, when Zelda is giving him the handjob, doesn't his dick looks longer than that? All the way from her fingers to her elbow, no?
I do remember his cock is thicker than her arm, though...

[DemonFiren]

No, assuming the scale Kokiri Blade - Biggorons Sword would be the same as Link's - Wolf Link's dick, someone would be in trouble.

[nebrose]

i think the standard throwing dagger compared to a short sword would be more accurate than the kokori sword to the greatsword in OoT

[DemonFiren]

I know - I was just kidding.

[Fluffy]

was this topic made to attract the topic of Samus Aran from invading another topic just invaded by link?

[dandan]

that seems to be the case

still, both are blond, blue eyed heroes, very silent, work better alone, are used to destroy armies single handedly, are orphans... actually, if it werent for the ears, they could pass as siblings or something...

hmmm, incest. Link should put Samus to the test

[OmegaXIII]

I'm gonna break the combo of irrelevance and contribute something to the topic.

Samus Aran should be tossed into the game with multiple costume options just like Krystal. You could have her wearing the original bikini suit and the zero suit, along with complete nudity, of course.

[Fluffy]

i think she looks pretty in anything except the bulgy robot thing
i really thought it was a guy the first time i played metroid, and it took me all the way until i beat the game to see that it was a girl XD

[trunks2585]

we'll keep her chozo armor, but only for the purprose of being able to strip it off.

[nebrose]

we'll keep her chozo armor, but only for the purprose of being able to strip it off.

with or with out the helmet?