Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[OmegaScales]

792. The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.
793. I need help! And a pony!
794. Shoryuken!
795. Crime the disease, meet the cure!... Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.
796. Did someone say "chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.
797. Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape.
Duct tape.
Duct tape.
Duct tape.
Duct tape.
Duct tape...
798. Heh. I reallly am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?
799. You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
800. Hi. I'm Deadpool, and I'm going to shoot you now.

[spriter1]

801. Shhh, be quiet! My common sense is tingling!

[spitfyre]

802. the other great thing about duct tape. oh man. it is a great word. Is that you can shut ANYONE up with it, and to take it off? It hurts

[Jumbo70]

803. You can also put anything together with it, even stuff that was never meant to be together! like a cat and a dog stuck in a eternal fight of boredom to win the best piece of cake from the cakegarden next door in the differend dimension of cookieverse and its sibling carboncake.

804. No school tomorrow. now should i 1. Drink beer until i wake up from a ditch in a different country?
2. Draw something?
3. Make homework?

805. I like potatoes, they make good food for the poorbroken student.

[berserkerhorn]

806. how about you draw yourself where you'd find yourself when you drink too much
807. I HAVE THE WORST FUCKING MIGRAINE!
808. 080
809. ^idk what i did there

[spitfyre]

810. Obviously its a secret code!!!!!
811.)*) hmmmmm what could it mean???
812. Or could it be )8)....
813. WILL WE EVER FIND OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[OmegaScales]

814. 808+080 = OBEY ZERKY
815. It's really not that hard to crack.
816. But the startling thing is that OBEY ZERKY itself has a hidden message.
817. obeY zerKY
818. Y, KY?!
819. From this we can assume that Zerky is out of KY Jelly. SOMEONE BRING HER SOME!

[spitfyre]

815. You must know all the Jedi mind tricks
816. Must be Senpai
817. NOTICE ME SENPAI
818. I will obey Senpai master
819. I will bring a 9001 gal vat of KY jelly

[berserkerhorn]

820. *starves to death*

[OmegaScales]

821. Eh, did I translate that wrong? Was it KY Fried Chicken?
822. I shall go back in time and fix this mistake! *Time warping sounds*
819. From this we can assume she is out of Kentucky Fried Chicken. SOMEONE BRING HER SOME!

[spitfyre]

820. Fried Chicken and KY Jelly ON THE WAY DOUBLE TIME
823. SO much fried chicken, its like I killed a giant mutant chicken with 20 wings and 20 legs and 5 breasts

[Jumbo70]

824. Evil thread must be first all the time.
825. Evil thread must not fall down.
826. Ive spent my weekend gluing stickers to nutbags, made 10 cent per sticker. i glued 7853 stickers....
827. Im a rich mathafaka now.

[CloakNDagger]

828. Thaedael is an amazing pilot on Guns of Icarus.
829. But he's still a loveable asshole on there too.

[Jumbo70]

830. It must be good that he is everything.
831. I will be the evil master in LoL, playing as yorick, no counter against him really buahahah

[OmegaScales]

832. We need to get this thread going again before it reaches the bottom of the page. But how?
833. ...Quick! To the future!
840. What the hell?! That's disgusting!

[berserkerhorn]

841. Ugh drawing these things hurts

[Jumbo70]

841. Ugh drawing these things hurts

842. Drawing the future hurts? Who would've guessed, ouch!
843. Cookies taste great, tough not right after yu toothpasted your mouth.
844. Should i leave the toothpaste in my mouth or wash it out? This seems to be a question i manage to start fights with people in my school. (They start to fight eachother i just slowly move behind and admire the carnage i created)

[OmegaScales]

845. Another way you can do that is ask who likes drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth!
846. To the past!
834. *insert 8 "rule 34 jokes" here*
835.
847. This future sucks. Back to the past!
836. Time travel is confusing, don't you think?
837. I mean, so many people have made their own time travel rules. Some examples are BTTF, MGDMT, Gastrophobia, Fairy Tail, Doctor Who, The Twilight Zone, and many others.
838. I have set the coordinates to 848 after the highly disturbing thing that shall be displayed in 839.

[Jumbo70]

839:

[OmegaScales]

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̙̯̱̩ͣͬͤ̂ͮ̀͡8ͩ̈́̿̒ͮͩ͏̧̝̻͕̼͍̭4̧͑͛ͤ̐͑̄͋̋҉̟͍̮̲̬̭̫͖9̷̱͍̯̪̣̦̰͍ͪ͌̂ͮ͆ͬ̿̾.͓̜͍̤̼̭̇ͬ̇̚͟͜͠ ̫̖̰̳̮̗̇̅͑̐ͯ͑͐ͭͬ͜ͅN̸̢͍̻̼̳̗̱̈́ͩ̌ͅͅO̴̢̼͈̮̍̾ͦ̑̾̌͡W̰͈̒̎̎̉ͫ͒͊̀͘͘ ̨̠̲̹̯̝͊̈̎ͬ́͢W͖̩̩͔̝̲̞̑̒̅̓̊̐̊ͦ͠H͍͉̻ͫͫͣ͒A̢̜̠̳ͮ̓ͦ̂̄̋T̼͉̝̦̠͔̄̑ͣ̉̿̀͝ ̛͇͚̗̯̮̮͒́Ą̵̙̺͇̪̙̰ͬ̽̽̎ͪR͔̯ͥ̊ͪͪ̀̊ͮ͘͞E̩̺̖̰̦͔͕̝ͣ̈́͟ ̎̓͑̈ͩ́҉͈̝͍͍̠̙̰W̌ͦ͏̰̻̻E̶ͫ̀̒̆̋͊̚҉̵̭͕̥̱ ̷̯̗̩̞̞̞̐̏͒̎͊́S̴̙͍̣̼̗̱̤̉U̧̟̲̘͔͈̺̳̦͌͋ͪ̋̾͊͋̾ͅP̗̱͎͕͑̐ͩ͛̊̆͐̈͒͢P̛̠͆̆̃̂̉̈ͭͨO̸͓͈̥̤̼̞̫ͩ̌̍͝͞S̴̊͏̮̙͚̯͍̹̣Ḙ̸̠̲̠̜̫̼͉̏̉ͣͪ́ͭ̂D̪̞ͭ ̞̫͔͛͗T͈̮̟̪̖͍ͩ̒O̷̱͍̤̻̜ͫͦ͛̒̽ͩ ̻̬̦̻̹̝̄̎̑ͥ̊̂̐̕͢D̝̰̱̠̭̠̼͉̯͛ͤ̆̅̾̚O̤͕̲̼̖ͭ͋̍ͮ̈́͋̂͆̚͡?̦̤̥͉̳̘ͭ̃͒́̚ͅ!̲̫̬̩̤͒́̊͂̃̏
̶̧̱̰̞͙̻͖̓ͣͬ̉͆̉͂̚8̷͔̩̟ͥ̎ͭ5͎̠̲̫ͫ̎ͬ̎͜0̘̱̩͚̣̪ͨ͛̇͊ͨ̇̽̏̽̕.̢̧̮̫̼̞͇͙̱͙̄̋͢ ͖̙̦̳̾ͤĮ̛̙͚̞̝̻̻̥͌̉ͣ̏̚͜'͈̦̜ͫͬ̄̒ͧͬͩ͠M̠̬̩̫̎̃͒ ͭ͐͏̻̝̖͍Ő̸̤̤͎͇̘͙̝̇̓̈́̓ͯ̀Ú̡̹̤̺͍͊̅͜T̛̛̬͎̙ͧ̈́͐̽̾͂ ̡̢̬̦͔̜̼̯̮̲ͥ͆ͦ̚͝ͅO̻̖͖͉̰͌̀͞F̞͇̺̟ͨ͆̽ͤ̉̕͡͡ ̦̩͔ͥ̓͂ͪͤͯ̿̐͘Ţ̼̲̥̱͒A̵̮͙͇͈ͧͦ̉͗ͣͨ̆̅͜C̵̶̯̟̮̜̜̉̈ͬ̏̎̚͠Ḥ̛̻̑̈́ͩ͐̚Y̩̰̆͐̔͗ͧ̍ͅO̥͓̫͓̩̜̣ͩͯ̏͝Ṅ̨͓̬̤͗̄͑ͯ͋̾̄̕Ș̶̤̫͖̠̞͆͂̀ͧͣ͋,̸̴̺̦̘͒ͨ̃̃͆ͣͧ̽̒͠ ̸̡̻͙̱̼̤̩̠̹̪̄͂ͭ̆ͯ̃ͪͪS̴̟͓̟̄̎̓ͧ̀O̶̶̻̦̘̻̓̑ ͉͓͖̫̙͕ͤ͑͜͟W̢̨̰̲̯ͧ͒ͣ̚H͇̩ͧͭȌ͚͚͔̎ͨ̅̾̉̍̚͘͘͞ ͂͐͌̿ͫͧ̏̍҉͏̼̱͖̬̣̯̫͎W̯̟̞̩͎͓̖̘̰͆ͨ̄͑͌̋͑͌I͒̔̔ͤ̄ͣ҉̧͕͉͚L͓̜͉̗͐́L̷̯͉͎̃ͭͩ̊̅̄̉ͅ ̷̲͔̪̺̥͒͐ͧ̋͡ͅF̛̗͕̮̿̈́̓͞Iͧ͒ͨ͊̇̓̚͡͡ͅX͕̗͎̞̰̙̾̊ͤ͐̈̎ͩ ̧͓̹̹̩ͧ̔͊ͮ͂̌̋̑͞Ṫ̡̅ͫ̓ͣͪͭ̏͏͚̬̺H̬̩͑͗̂́͆͡İ̸͉̞̻̹͔̦̣̘̫̓͊̑͑͑Ś̎ͬ͑̓̈͏̮̞͇͍̖?̸̲̏ͯͩ̽
̴͎̜̘͖͚̯̔̎͛̌̄͌8̩̩̲̣͈̭͂̄5̣̲̦͚̩̣͍̓̽̓̿͝1̜̝̃.͛̋̔ͪ̇ͭ̕҉̪̲͔͚̼̞̩ͅ ̎ͯ͏̴͇̩̀T̫̗̫͈̦̰̮̆͐͊̔ͪ̋̀Ḩ͉͚̰̲̘̈́̍͆͆ͅE͇̬̰̝̹̜͕̎͌́ͨͩ̔̈ͅ ͈̼̭̱̰̥̈͛ͯ̈́ͅD͋҉͓͈̙̼̩̞O̷̯̱͍͒̈́͆C̸̙̩ͫ͛̓ͧ̓̂͜T̨̛̘̜͓̟͐ͨO̻͓̮̤̠͖̘ͩͤͦ́ͭR̸̞͎̙̔̒ͭ̋ͮ̎?̥͕͉̏͗̿̌͆͞ ̧̬̐ͪA̷̧̰̣̻̤͈̟̳͑̓ͫ͋̂̄̄̐̒ ̸̸̞͈̳͋ͣ̐̆͑ͧ́T̻̺͎̈͡Ī̢̧͎͓̝̤ͪ͌ͤ̐͒͡M̫̞̻͉͈̣ͪ̃ͧ̒̈́̒ͨ̇̐͡ͅE̖͍̦̜̹͂̉ͩ̀̿̈̀̕ͅ ̡̼͓̬̯͔̻̥͙̝ͩͧ̓C̡ͣ̅̐̊͛ͧ̉͏̜̠͖̟̣̬̤̼Ò̹͉̞͚̺̀ͤͣ̃̍̚͠P̴̛͚͖̣̬̃ͧ̋ͬ?͔͇͓̬̻̻͍̪̞ͬ̒̒͛̓͒̓͐ ̼͇͈̹̮̯͉̬̆̎̐͆̕͟M̻͕ͤͮA̧͇̹̣͕̻̾̅̏ͪ̓͞ͅŘ̲̹̱̫̜̠̜̼̟̏ͮ̃͡Ţ̮̺̞̦̹͚͖̘̃͆͜Y̴̖̞̾̿̑ͤ̈́ͪ̎͑̀͡ ̉͗͗͏̩̺͢Ḿ̧̢̝̦̺C̵ͥ̔͛̉̂̿҉̞̝̲F̥̆̎ͭL̸̗̘̙̥͚͈͍͖͉̅̿̔̅͂̍͆Y̐ͨ̿ͩͤ͌͏̝̰̠̼̗?͚̣̺͎͖̘͔̯̑̾̏
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̴̜͙̩̫̮ͪ̓ͬ͊ͫͦ͋̂̀8ͥ͏̛̞̦̜̞̗̫͉̩5̆͗̏͜͏͍̹͉̠̻̹̟3͔͈̙͈̩̋ͤͨ̋̾͛̚͠͠.̠͓̹͇̰͓̮̋̔̊ ̎͒͒̈ͬ͗҉̰͍̳̭̩̫̟̪I̥̤̩̮̗̠͍̔ͦ̉ͨ ̥̣͇͔̪̰̜͚̿ͪ̂̄H̃͋͏̴̢͈̪̲̮̞O̡̦̅P̢̰̥͋̒̐ͣ̿̊ͯE͓͎̹̍̾̈́ ̘̫̥̻͍͓̓͛ͭͫ͒̈́ͣ̿Ŷ̬͔͔̬͎̭̙̦̈́̀̀̀͠O̩̦̱̙͍̓̽͋́ͩͫU̧̞̹̫̮͓̻̎̍́̌̚ͅ'̷̵̧̩̊ͫ͐V̢̺͈̜̱̬̮̂ͮ͒̔̌̿̆̚͡ͅE͇̯̼̘͂̑ ͎̰̗ͨ͜L̵̴̬͚͔͓̐̏Ḛ̶̸̺̲͍ͣ̿ͭA̓̓͏҉͙͙̰̦̻̼͢R̜̠͐ͧͪN̊̾͊ͪ͏̷̤̥̲̪͈͍̣Ĕ̤̯̱̠̔ͬ̂ͭͅD̵͉̘̝̓̃̈́̔̉͛̚͢ͅ ̨͖̗̘̼͇͙̽ͯ̔̍́͘Y̬̯̜̞͛͊ͦ͋ͯ̐̐͛ͯ́O̶̬̩̘̦̠̗̮͓͑ͪ́͊̒ͧͫ̀ͦͅƯͣ̓͗̊̇҉̮̠̠̥̗Ŕ̴͚̭̜̣̼͖̜̘͚̓͊ ͎͇͉͗͌̀ͅL͍͎̳͔͕̗͔̈͆̏̎͂E̬̩͇̬̰̺̾̋͆ͥ̇̈̈́̚S̞̓̎̄̚̚͘͢ͅŜ̡̛̺͓͇̝̤̇ͨ̄̃́̃͗̀O̷̹̖̳̜͉̮͔̜͉ͬ͘N͈̯̭̱̹̓̍̀:̶̨̝̝̗̘͔͖͗̍̆̒̀
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