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To whoever happens to be hearing this,
Hi my name is Blair, and I'm a cat that has magical powers and can talk! Don't let that mess with you though, as I can shapeshift into a beautiful women who was probably also the same woman who was responsible for the sex you had before hearing this (don't worry, it's probably my safe day!) So anyway, the whole reason this exists is so that I can keep a good, thorough record of all the people I've slept with and any enjoyment you get out of this is purely accidental (wink wink). So then, without further ado, here's the first guy I decided to record!
His name is Soul Eater (oops, should I have censured that? Oh well, it's too late now!) And to be honest, I'm not sure i should have had sex with him. Don't get me wrong, he was really, REALLY cute, but he also killed me (don't worry, I have plenty of lives left) and he has a girlfriend (or maybe it's his wife, they could argue a lot) that he lives with. I'll come back to her later, but for now, let's talk about the sex!
It was early in the morning, so early that Maka (oops, I did it again!) wasn't even up yet, so I could pretty much do whatever I wanted too. I started out by crawling up his body, his terror increasing with every step, until I finally mushed my breasts against his face. He kept struggling about, claiming that he didn't enjoy it, but I know all men got hard with a good pair of breasts to their face, and I could tell he was no exception. I couldn't have him screaming though, as Maka can be pretty mean in the morning, so I gave Soul a Blair Kiss (you know, the one I gave you with all the tongue? If not, then I'll give you one right now) and that did the trick. Slowly afterwards, giving Soul all the time he needed to see what I was doing, I rubbed my way down his body (making sure to pull off his shirt to reveal his abs) and then I carefully removed his boxers.
I was so surprised by what I saw that I couldn't stop myself from...
Well, I'll be nice enough not to tell you what I did (but I will say that I could easily grab him with two fingers!)
After suffering through that...thing, I decided to be nice to Soul, so I let down my top and took off my panties. By that point, he was sitting up now, so he had no trouble playing with my breasts while I got him off with my panties. I also added in some tongue work to move things along, and Soul was even nice enough to try to get me wet too (though his efforts were...)
Well anyway, I got Soul to cum soon enough, and he actually managed to get a good layer on my face (I even licked some up with my fingers, and must admit that he was really thick!) Soul called the amount of time he lasted "uncool" but he got over it when I told him that it gave me enough time for my "special lips" to enjoy his "cool" part. Carefully, I pushed him down again, giving him a few more kisses, before I stratled him. As soon as he was comfortable, I pulled myself up again, making sure we didn't break eye contact, before lowering myself on to his member.
...it would be wrong to say that it wasn't good sex (I couldn't actually feel a thing). But Soul seemed to love it, and he also tried playing with my breasts during it, so I at least got to feel that. We never changed positions (he was a bit too into the one we had started in, but I don't think it would have made a difference anyway) but he did last a long time in that one, and asked me where it was cool for him to cum. I just smiled, told him that he was already in the performance spot. Soul came barely five or so seconds later.
I haven't done it with Soul since then, not because I don't want to, but because Maka burst into the room just as he came, and got really REALLY mad at Soul. I'm still not sure why I wasn't beat, maybe it was because I had already died (once again, I'm Fine now) so the beating Soul got just made things worse. Eventually the two made up...but, I'm not going to tell you how! Aside from that, there are other people I need to talk about!
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