CrystalHearts 2.0 Canceled!

[Lynxy]

Messah simply shook her head at the former centaur. Didn't she know that you don't simply start using magic items with no idea of what they do? Clearly not. Anyway, there were some small things she could do to help out for now. She approached Kira and touched the corner of her tattered shirt, using mending and the already active Prestidigitation to simultaneously repair and clean the shabby shirt to almost-new. "No point looking like tramps just because we're barely dressed, right priestess?"

The little canid-girl was definitely a fascinating mystery, but right now it seemed better to stay out of the way and let her recover from whatever ordeal had brought her to this place.

[Meep Meepersons]

Moko: As you create water from thin air it douses the girl and Siheria who holds her, likely cooling the both of them down.

Everyone: The water falls to the ground and pools in the hole that the girl was in. From the water rises a small wooden box with several slots in the top that floats along the small pools surface. It appears to have two straps on one side as well. The girl springs to life and shakes herself down, also managing to free herself from Siheria's grasp. With frantic movements she scampers to the edge of the small pool and plunges her facce into the water and begins drinking the slightly dirty water until it drops a few inches. "Puah! Water...." She then grabs the box and pulls it from the water and into her lap as she sits in the sand, looking around at the lot of you. Turning her attention to the cursed Centauress she snickers. "Finding it hard to walk on two legs? Heheh, curses, funny stuff. Care to donate?" She asks, as if it was normal to ask naked strangers in the middle of the desert for a donation, despite having seemed to be on the brink of death moments ago.

[Motoko]

Kira would smile nodding her head in thanks to the goblin girl. She would then turn To the goddess knelling beside her "we don't have anything to offer goddess. Though if I still had my gear I certainly would try."

[dndman997]

"not sssso fasssst" Skiz'zik said knowing that she might be able to help "what isss it you need the mosssst and who are little one."

[Lynxy]

Mezzah tilts her head as she examines the odd little girl. "What makes you think this is a deity? Well, other than her being alive while buried under the sand for who knows how long..."

[Meep Meepersons]

The little goddess smiles and laughs a little, kicking her feet a bit as she leans back, the slotted box still in her lap. "I am Ijoufu! Currently the weakest deity in existence...." Her facial expression deadens at her own joke, though she is still smiling, it is obvious she is very depressed about the words she just spoke. "I need followers...Or donations!" She exclaimed, scurrying up to the feet of Skiz'zik to hold up her box up at him with a coin jingling shake. Seems she has a few coins in her little box. "Anything works, even food or water!" She says with a big cute grin on her face. "Hora~ Don't you want the favor of divinity? Hmm~?" She beckons, her feeble attempt to persuade him all too obvious. Then the Goblin woman spoke. "I-I have mystical powers! Behold!" She exclaims, pulling a few hairs with a wince from one of her tails and tossing it to the ground. Three cartoonish copies of her appear about 2 inches tall. Each has a different cleaning tool, a dustpan, a broom, and a feather duster. ironic given their location as everything out here is dust and sand. "Tadah! Impressive right?" She says with confidence, though it probably isn't too impressive at all given how puny they are.

[Motoko]

Kira glances towards Mezzah with a shrug, the big blue dragon girl not really knowing how to put it "i know a deity when I see one I guess. That and her aura" She would chuckle at the little goddesses creations offering her hand which still driped crystal clear water "I have plenty of water to offer, nothing else really. And besides that I already serve the dragon god for obvious reasons.

[dndman997]

"and what are you the goddessssss of exactly?" he questioned the young one. He wasnt one to get swindled easily.

[Meep Meepersons]

Ijoufu squinted and pouted up at Skiz. "So untrusting. It's not like you earned those rings anyways, rogue." She stuck her tongue out at the skeptical lizardman and took the hand of the dragoness, lowering it to her lips and sipping up the cleaner water. "Yummy, blue dragon's water is always the most refreshing." She said with a wink and a thumbs up. She was fairly odd in the way she held herself. Happy and energetic, but easily depressed. "If you must know, I am the god of everything! Hahaha!" She boasts, her box now on her back like a backpack, slots up of course. Her hands are balled up into little fists and placed on her hips as she sticks her nose to the air, trying to look glorious but kinda failing given how dirty and unremarkable she looks. Then she falls forward flat on her face. "Bluehhh....used too much energy..."

[dndman997]

"i wassss planning on donating them to you if you had ansssswered my quessssstion." he said in an irate tone

[Lynxy]

Mezzah may have been impressed with the amusing spell, but the ever skeptical goblin wasn't going to be convinced of divinity by parlor tricks."How about I do you a favor and just keep an open mind for the time being..." With a few flicks of her wrist, three tiny yellow, red, and green sand golems rose from the ground and started bumbling around with the little clones while waving their arms. "I'm afraid all I have to offer right now are curry flavored sand golems." She explains with a cheeky grin.

[Meep Meepersons]

Ijoufu looks at the cantrip golems an simply rolls over, smooshing them and her clones with the box. "I'm exhausted, carry mee~" She whined, lightly holding her arms up and wiggling them a little.

((ooc:I can use my ps3 to post but it's slow and junk.))

[Lynxy]

Mezzah's expression falls suddenly and she seems sobered by something Ijoufu said. "... I-I'll leave that to someone larger." Without another word, she turns toward the town and starts walking, clutching her cold stone.

[Motoko]

Kira would frown at the little goddess, as she was quite the strange one. She did seem pretty weak but then gods needed followers to be mighty, she had never heard of this goddess so maybe that would explain it? either way the big blue dragoness would bend down and scoop her up holding her close to her rather large bosom. "I'll carry you to town but it's not good to ask others to carry you....Any god or goddess should be able to walk on their own right?"

[Meep Meepersons]

Moko: Ijoufu sits happily in your arms resting in the space between your busoms. "Pretty odd for a dragon to have breasts, especialy nice ones like these~" She cooes, teasing one of your nipples.

Everyone: After a short period of time you all make it to the town. It's run down, and only about 20-40 people populating it. They all look at you as if you were something amazing to behold. At first you think it is because you are naked, but then they all fall to their knees and begin bowing in humility towards you all. Apparently they think you all are are more worthy then them. The towns folk consist of tanned humans, and the little chatter you do hear is silenced by elders, the language being spoken is uncommon. If you do not speak it, you might end up having some issues here.

[That_One_Guy]

Samantha looked about them and then at the others, "Well, I wasn't expecting this, tell you all the truth." She said and looked around before sighing, "I wish I still had my money, I am in dire need of clothes right about now..." She looked around and then smiled, "You think they'd give us free clothes? I mean, they're bowing to use and everything, maybe free food, drinks, beds and clothes!"

[Meep Meepersons]

Shops in town

General goods: food, clothes etc etc. nothing fancy.

Weapons: You can get all simple weapons made for you at normal rates with a 20gp forging fee.

Armor: Light and medium only. no special materials, no masterworks. also 20gp manufacturing fee.

special items: Health potions, light. 60gp a piece.

Have fun doing w/e in town until I come back.

Each house has 100gp worth of shit to ransack if you decide to murder or steal stuff.

20 houses. 4 stores. Stores have 2000gp worth of shit to steal. 40 population, 20xp per person if you decide to rape anyone. each person has 13ac no saves, 10 hp. They are a poor and feeble people. You could probably take over the place.

In the middle of town is a small oasis with a rather fancy well. 2000GP worth of gems at the bottom and a super secret item. DC 25 swim and it's pitch black dark so you have to beat a 15DC spot at -10 to spot to find anything. 9 gems 1 item. Roll a d10 to find it, 10 is the item. It's a necklace. I do not suggest putting it on right away until you know what it is. Roll lower then 10 for swim and you may end up drowning.

If you can speak the language you can ask for clothes, something to drink, and a single meager meal. The chief will allow you to sleep on the floor of the main tent/hut thingy where they all come to meet.

Have fun and junk.

[Lynxy]

Hearing no words she recognizes, Mezzah decides that a little bit of charades would be their best hope of getting what they need. She motions to the whole party, then covers herself in a short-lived ethereal garment. Hopefully they will get the point and offer some clothes at least. They'd honestly be too stupid to insult if they couldn't work it out, which she was more than happy to say regardless of whether they could understand or not.

[dndman997]

SKiz'zik was still a bit miserable from the heat and the dryness and decided 'to hell with it' and went straight for the well and dives in to take a swim. [swim check roll is 17 with a +12 modifier so being 29 total] As he swam along to cool down and enjoy the water he figured he would do some searching down there as well. [spot roll 19-10 from darkness+7 skill modifier to a total of 16 with a item result of 5 on a d10 roll] He saw something gleam and catch his eye he so he dove down to go and get it and then went back to the surface to examine it. Noticing that it was a gem a sly grin slowly appeared on his face as he dove down figuring there had to be more. [swim check total result 25] he now went to the very bottom to look around for them. [search/spot check nat 20! with a result of 10 on the item find] He found a necklace and picked up and swam up only to put it next to the gem he found earlier and dove back down. [swim result wtf another nat 20 o.0] down to search again in hopes to find more. [search/spot total result 16 with item result as 6 not that it matters cuz it just a gem.] He scooped up another gem only to go up and put it with the rest. He kept this up till he was sure that it was empty. [the next 7 swim check results are as follows; 28, 25, 25, 31, 29, nat 20, 30...... The search/spot check results are: nat 20, 16, 15, 17, 17, 16, 15....all pass so skiz'zik manages to bring up the gems.] After awhile he managed to clear out all the well of what it seemed to offer. Climbing out of the well [climb check nat 20 o.o] he took his haul and looked for a place to stash them. Not finding any place to stash them quickly he had to improvise and ducked behind a house making sure there wasnt anyone watching.

He made sure the house he hid near was some poor old sap that lived alone. Once he knew he could pick the lock and sneak in without being noticed he would break in [sneak result 23 Open Lock result is 25]He then immediately snuck [sneak result is 23] into the house and quietly placed the loot he found from the well down on a rug,after locking the door once again of course, and snuck in [sneak result 24] behind the villager as they ate their meal and decided to do a sneak attack with one of his claws, he needed a kill for his gang anyways if he was going to be in the assassin branch of it. [Only one attack is being made. Attack Roll Nat 20! (i am not cheating these at all o.o) total damage 13] Well as for the unfortunate villager he ended up having his throat ripped clean out with no problem at all [i believe the alignment just changed there] The villager sat there lifeless in the chair unable to do anything. Skiz'zik stood there pondering "well" He said to himself he said in a hushed tone "cant quite leave 'em like this can i?" he knew that leaving a body like this would attract attention. Not having eaten in awhile he figured he would help himself to a new house and a meal. He pulled the corpse to the kitchen careful enough not to leave a trail of blood. Once in the kitchen he found the largest knife he could find and carefully began cutting up the villager he had just killed into careful pieces to cook up. Once he has cut the pieces the way he wanted he began cooking them over the fire. Once his 'food' was done he happily ate it leaving just bones, he then stashed the gems into a cabinet for safe keeping and cleaned the mess he had made up. He went up to the villager's room and put on some raggy looking clothes to at least look dressed. He then looked around for anything of use. He found something he could use as a backpack as well as a waterskin and enough gold to get him back on is feet and try to rebuild his typical armament.

He decided to leave the house acting as if nothing had happened and headed over to the smithy and did his best to order some leather armour for himself afterall he cant speak the language. Paying the usual fee plus a bit more just in case of mis-communication. After placing his order he went over to the weapon shop and purchased himself a new light crossbow, some bolts, and a dagger. After obtaining his gear he had another idea for a weapon. He decided to head home to relax some more, going to the place were he stashed the bones he gets out what he presumed is a thigh bone and swung around in the air hard like a club. "welp thisll work till i can get something more my style." he said as he had basically turned it into a club [since you know <.< clubs cost nothing!] With that he had decided to go to bed. He hadnt had this luxury in awhile.

[Meep Meepersons]

There are no locks on any of the buildings, which are either tents, or mud huts. Seriously, really poor people. Everything seems really primitive to you all as well. Also dman is now neutral evil. Since you know, killed a random innocent, stole his shit, and ate him. -w-