Dungeons and Dildos 4e

[WTMRPD]

Who is metas? And I guess we should probably wait for venom. It would be rude to go. Oh! But on the subject of healing, I can spend a surge to heal you guys with lay on hands. Which means I spend one of my 13 surges and heal you your surge value with a bonus for being trained in healing and being a combat medic. Also, I can stabilize dying folks as a minor action.

[VintageBass]

Who is metas? And I guess we should probably wait for venom. It would be rude to go.

Oh it's Metis, not Metas. Names are not my best thing right now, because drunk (not for real, I don't drink). Yeah it kinda stinks that venom is gone while this is getting started, but there's plenty to get caught up on!

Oh! But on the subject of healing, I can spend a surge to heal you guys with lay on hands. Which means I spend one of my 13 surges and heal you your surge value with a bonus for being trained in healing and being a combat medic. Also, I can stabilize dying folks as a minor action.

Nice, nice, good to have. And I wonder since we have Lust HP to worry about, is there a way to go about healing it back up?

[WTMRPD]

And I wonder since we have Lust HP to worry about, is there a way to go about healing it back up?

Simple, go behind a bush...

And fuck yourself.

Or the horses.

Or take a hot bath.

No but really we can have lust healing in the form of calm down actions, a player can raise themselves or another player's lust hp by half of their healing skill.

[VintageBass]

And I wonder since we have Lust HP to worry about, is there a way to go about healing it back up?

No but really we can have lust healing in the form of calm down actions, a player can raise themselves or another player's lust hp by half of their healing skill.

I guess some items can take form of toys as well, just thinking. And that sounds good! And you had to bring up the horses of all things...

[venomouswings]

So where do I jump in?

[BlueLight]

your at a table..... people are tallking about killing bandits because their bitches and their in a temple.
Do a dungeoneering role because i want people to do stuff for no good reason.
Read all post after WTMRPD second and you should be good.

[spriter1]

We are using my way of working out Lust HP according to WTM! Yay!

[venomouswings]

Ok blue you know I was sleeping.

[BlueLight]

Sweet. I shall remember that next time when i also have a magic vibrating, cursed, magical, tormenting, dildo of vibrating.
It's cursed so you can't remove it

[VintageBass]

... So are we going to bum around or are we going to get moving?

[BlueLight]

Heads up, spriter and i are having a private conversation IC. I think i'm going to post the chat log up publicly in a spoiler but beware that you might meta game and hate my character after it. So if you want know what we say, go ahead and read it. BTW my psychic school seems to teach people of evil alignment >_> yaa..... but not everyone is evil!

[WTMRPD]

Bumbling around has ended! The game continues into combat!

[spriter1]

Soo... roll for initiative?

[WTMRPD]

I'm back, sorry for being gone so long.

[BlueLight]

Can we get the rolls for hits also. It just gives me closure for odd reason.
Also... Bad girl! The wolf is mine dammit.

Edit
just a note

Mind Thrust Psion Attack 1
You unleash a psyrhic assault onYOllr foe's mental pathways.
YOII can increase the assault's intensity to weaken yourfoe'S
defenses_
At-Will +Augmentable, Implement, Psionic, Psychic
Standard Action Ranged 10
Target: One creature
Attack: Intelligence vs. Will
HIt: 1 d 10 + Intelligence modifier psychic damage.
Special: You can use this power unaugmented as a ranged
basic attack.
Augment 1
HIt: As above. and the target takes a penalty to Will
equal to your Charisma modifier until the end of your
next turn_
Augment 2 Hit: 2dl 0 + Intelligence modifier psychic damage, and
the target takes a penalty to all defenses equal to your
Charisma modifier until the end of your next turn.

[BlueLight]

Anyone want to start another campaign while we wait? I tend to run dark fantasy RP where characters are racist and sexist. Anyone up for dark fantasy while we wait.

[WTMRPD]

I'm waiting on you guys, yo. Fire is the only one to reply and I don't want to get going and skip everyone else.