Dungeons and Dildos 4e

[WTMRPD]

I was wandering round his sight when I noticed that people seemed to be playing dungeons and dragons over here in the rp section, and involving sex to do so. I would like to do the same by running a game of dungeons and dildos. I'd mostly use 4e in the playing of the game, but if someone wanted to home brew or link me to some home brewed sex stuff, it could be added in as well.

Guess who found the spreeeeaaad sheeeeet~ (it was me) URL: http://dnd4.com/dd-4th-edition-character-sheet

Mobile phones can't do file uploads so deal with that linky business for a bit.

Edit: alright, lust HP calculator: 5+Level+Will+Intelligence modifier. Thanks spriter(?) for havering a better intelligence score than me and actually making something smart!

[VintageBass]

So, what exactly is the plan here, you want to GM a game, because while I'm not that into D&D and I have only heard of one homebrew game with Fenoxo and his team did a while back and I have no idea where to go on that. Then again, Google is a friend you can ask. Otherwise I'm kinda curious about this. I got one character in a dungeon crawler, so I might end up using her for it, removing some advantages and doing all the tweaks needed to make her work without breaking things.

[BlueLight]

Here is a quick rule sheet for DnD4e
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/quickstartrules.pdf
LEGALITY NOTE:This is perfectly legal to share since it's on the Wizards site and they made no attempt to protect it. This was made for new players to easily get into the game.

[WTMRPD]

So my plan is basically let players set up characters from any of the handbooks and slap on a lust hp or such. The home brewery that will go down will involve teasing and, if hilarity allows, large floppy dick-swords.

[spriter1]

[BlueLight]

So my plan is basically let players set up characters from any of the handbooks and slap on a lust hp or such. The home brewery that will go down will involve teasing and, if hilarity allows, large floppy dick-swords.

-_- so in other words we can use the hand book of erotic stuff.
So whats the draw besides childish sex? Do we at least get to save a princess?

[WTMRPD]

First, I would like to apologize for any confusion, I write these around midnight on the weekdays.

Next, a better description of what this is suppose to be: the love child of Dungeons and dragons and corruption of champions. I'm not gonna stick you in a room for this and say 'okay, now fuck that thing', the idea is (to quote everyone I know who does play DnD) 'get you and your band of loser-assholes' from some town tavern to a dungeon, were you will continue to delve into said dungeon and retrieve the loot, kill the monster, or other wise complete the quest given to you by the bar tender (because it's ALWAYS the bartender who starts this shit). You may save a few princesses, have serious talks with wood elves, but you may also have a 'talk' with a 'wood' elf, or fight someone with a floppy dildo because you got bore and decided it was the thing to do.

Time update: 10:47
Level of awakeness: About a 5

[VintageBass]

OK, a couple of things:

1) Would there be a reward if we do rescue the princess, perhaps if we have the charisma and charm... eh, eh

2) Why limit our weapons to floppy dick swords? Why can't I use my body? That makes things more fun!

[DomJoe]

OK, a couple of things:

2) Why limit our weapons to floppy dick swords? Why can't I use my body? That makes things more fun!

There's a class for that, it's called Monk I can't remember if non-lethal damage was a thing in 4e, though.

I'm not the biggest fan of 4e (I prefer Pathfinder myself), but if there's enough good material to go on, I'll consider joining.

[VintageBass]

There's a class for that, it's called Monk I can't remember if non-lethal damage was a thing in 4e, though.

Well considering I know jack-squat about D&D, at least beyond what I can't pick up, I won't know all of the changes to anything, so I won't know if a Monk would be good for a naked ange... on second thought, that might work. Granted I'll probably be putting more stuff towards her endurance, stamina and charisma, at least for what I'm going for with my girl.

[BlueLight]

Can i grope vintage boobs and ass, until she squills in public?
oh also can i stop rapist moderating Vintage from raping the princess in the name of "Payment"

[venomouswings]

Sorry Blue but that's my job, plus I need Bass to ask if I can join in with the princess's "Payment"

[BlueLight]

I'd just like you guys know that i charge kings by the number of people attempting to fuck the princess not by the number of dungeons cleared.... So fuck with my princess and i'm sticking a metal stick up yer assess. If you want me to stuff your assess with a metal stick before the attempted princess rape, then that can be arranged.

[VintageBass]

Can i grope vintage boobs and ass, until she squills in public?
oh also can i stop rapist moderating Vintage from raping the princess in the name of "Payment"

Hey, it's not like I'm all that vicious when it comes to everyone. I got a gentle soul and I do ask for consent before plunging right in, and if it's a no all round, I abide by that. Monsters, on the other hand, that depends on how far we go with the sex. And if you want to get a show going out in public... *presents boobs* Squeeze.

Sorry Blue but that's my job, plus I need Bass to ask if I can join in with the princess's "Payment"

Oh you can enjoy these fair ladies with me everyday!

[BlueLight]

Well i'm telling their lord, the king that you stole their virginity! And when we don't get paid i'm going to blame you two.

[WTMRPD]

It's the morning

That noted, unarmed combat is possible for most classes, and your weapon choices are not simply limited to floppy cock swords. I actually don't recommend such a thing but if you WANTED them, than I have a stash that we can use. As for reward, it deepened on the quest. If you go and get something, that item and items found on the way are your reward, while the kingly pay out the but in gold and virgins for his daughter's return. You also get paid differently depending on your actions during the quest. You fuck everything, you might get more or less sexy time later, while killing might give more cash and non-sex stuff.

[spriter1]

Would you also be doing it a bit like Fen&D games so as to have transformation in it? And you can intentionally fail saves in order to get all one would off of whatever is transforming you.

[VintageBass]

That noted, unarmed combat is possible for most classes, and your weapon choices are not simply limited to floppy cock swords. I actually don't recommend such a thing but if you WANTED them, than I have a stash that we can use. As for reward, it deepened on the quest. If you go and get something, that item and items found on the way are your reward, while the kingly pay out the but in gold and virgins for his daughter's return. You also get paid differently depending on your actions during the quest. You fuck everything, you might get more or less sexy time later, while killing might give more cash and non-sex stuff.

Oh no, I don't want to use those kind of items, I rather use something that is actually effective in combat. At least there are other options to choose from, I just need to look into that and see what to do. Although, thinking about it, one good smack from something like a dildo sword can be a good blunt weapon, depending on how hard the material is and how strong the swing is.

Then again, it'll be kinda nice to have a character sheet, fill that out and have it ready to go.

[spriter1]

We could have bob the bastard bastard-sword as a dildo sword

[venomouswings]

Spriter want to be a third in a princess saving party