Magical Girl RP 2: Electric Boogalo

[that man]

Soon? Spoon?! Platoon?!? Monsoon?!?!

I have no idea where I am going with this.

No where but I'm sure I saw Nobudi on a second ago.

Yeah, I was just about to ask that.

[Nobudi]

Soon? Spoon?! Platoon?!? Monsoon?!?!

I have no idea where I am going with this.

No where but I'm sure I saw Nobudi on a second ago.

Yeah, I was just about to ask that.

had to replace keyboard. it was covered in drool. going to check mirror to see if I have key marks all over my face.

[Earthsage]

Get more sleep, my dear Nobudi, as you don't need to be out cold all the time. I understand all-nighters, but all-weekers?! You're crazy!

[that man]

Get more sleep, my dear Nobudi, as you don't need to be out cold all the time. I understand all-nighters, but all-weekers?! You're crazy!

Crazy? I think NEW POST! ...wait, that doesn't work...does it?

[Nobudi]

Felice seems to be a Hyper M o_0

[Earthsage]

Felice seems to be a Hyper M o_0

Nope, but she is.. Special.
We turned out mis-communication flub into canon for the sake of hilarity. And it's working for me, at least.

[DomJoe]

Oh god, the DMs are turning their mistake into an extreme case of multiple personality disorder.

[Earthsage]

Oh god, the DMs are turning their mistake into an extreme case of multiple personality disorder.

Yes.
And, your bloody luck has forced me to eat food to comfort myself, as every encounter I throw at you is beaten into the dust despite my best efforts.
You are the chosen child of the RNG gods. Or, you stole everyone else's luck.
Either way. I'm going to go play video games to calm down so I don't post ridiculously angry, short hand posts as I wait for the Dice gods to bend me over again.
... I just made an angry post. Dangit.

[VintageBass]

And I thought I made it all the way with Vivian, and now she wants to pull out a condom... or whatever she has up her pocket. OK, whatevs, rolling with teasing up her folds for the time being.

[spriter1]

He stole the luck that was supposed to help me get past the naga and the nat 20 room with the succubus... then my loot. I have it back now though after the FLAWLESS VICTORY! with the boss.

And I thought I made it all the way with Vivian, and now she wants to pull out a condom... or whatever she has up her pocket. OK, whatevs, rolling with teasing up her folds for the time being.

It's mace... It's always mace...

[Earthsage]

And I thought I made it all the way with Vivian, and now she wants to pull out a condom... or whatever she has up her pocket. OK, whatevs, rolling with teasing up her folds for the time being.

Uhhh.
It's not a condom. Do not attempt to use it as a condom. Seriously.
... You'll see in the morning.

[DomJoe]

Oh god, the DMs are turning their mistake into an extreme case of multiple personality disorder.

Yes.
And, your bloody luck has forced me to eat food to comfort myself, as every encounter I throw at you is beaten into the dust despite my best efforts.
You are the chosen child of the RNG gods. Or, you stole everyone else's luck.
Either way. I'm going to go play video games to calm down so I don't post ridiculously angry, short hand posts as I wait for the Dice gods to bend me over again.
... I just made an angry post. Dangit.

I'm sorry dude, I can't help it! It's not me rolling the dice! XD

[VintageBass]

And I thought I made it all the way with Vivian, and now she wants to pull out a condom... or whatever she has up her pocket. OK, whatevs, rolling with teasing up her folds for the time being.

Uhhh.
It's not a condom. Do not attempt to use it as a condom. Seriously.
... You'll see in the morning.

Like I said, "or whatever she has up her pocket."

[venomouswings]

It's a dragon dildo

[spriter1]

It's a dragon dildo

No, it's a SlimeTentacleDragonWithDragonTentaclesWithFrickin'LazersOnTheirFrickin'Heads™

[venomouswings]

It's a dragon dildo

No, it's a SlimeTentacleDragonWithDragonTentaclesWithFrickin'LazersOnTheirFrickin'Heads™

AKA THE ANAL DESTROYER!!!

[spriter1]

It's a dragon dildo

No, it's a SlimeTentacleDragonWithDragonTentaclesWithFrickin'LazersOnTheirFrickin'Heads™

AKA THE ANAL DESTROYER!!!

PREPARE THYSELF FOR THE ANAL ANNIHILATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!

[VintageBass]

No, it's a SlimeTentacleDragonWithDragonTentaclesWithFrickin'LazersOnTheirFrickin'Heads™

AKA THE ANAL DESTROYER!!!

PREPARE THYSELF FOR THE ANAL ANNIHILATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!

Nat: My ass is ready! Drill me, baby~!

[venomouswings]

WARNING UNSAFE TO USE ON ASSHOLE YOU WILL DIE

Val: Woops better warn Nat

[spriter1]

WARNING UNSAFE TO USE ON ASSHOLE YOU WILL DIE

Val: Woops better warn Nat

Ciera: *Places hand in front of Val* Just... wait a second... I want to see what happens so as to record the results later... and I made so it has a 23% less chance of killing her... still leaves 57%, but hey...