Barn Battle: (Waiting for Gor to post)
Goblin Battle Beatdown:
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Lulu swung her claymore at the next goblin to charge her. However, she aimed for the creatures neck, and the little run simply jumped down. Her blade swung past his head, barely grazing his pointed ear. The little goblin, then jumped straight up at her, and stabbed at her stomach. She didn't feel anything, but she saw her health bar go down once more from her goblin attackers. Health: 6/10
[spoiler]You roll a: 10
Goblin rolls a: 16
End Result: He dodges your attack and stabs you.
Arashi, swiped his blade at his next opponent as well. However, this goblin proved to be exceptionally agile. As the blade swung at him, the little monster jumped back and down. He then jumped up from his back and charged Arashi, before he could bock him with his shield. The little runt, got a slice on Arashis leg, as he ran past him, and jumped to the side, to escape any retaliatory attacks.
You roll a: 7
Goblin rolls a: 19
End Result: You get dodged and stabbed, by a pointy, stabby object. (STABBY STAB, STAB!)
Davea:
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The gobins all look over Davea for a few moments, as they size her up. Then, one of them jumps forth with his blade ready to slash at her. However, her spell caught him dead in the chest, and the little monster fell onto his ass with a curse. He then tried to get back up, to attack again, however he was moving a little slower than before. It looks like the spell did some damage to him.
You roll an: 18
Goblin rolls a: 9
End Result: You sparkled him up!
Mineshaft Madness:
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Wulf makes her move, trying to get her scent over Rosa and in the air. It does seem to do the job, as the wolves focus on her. Once Wulf moves away, they quickly run over to her, and quickly surround her, leaving her back to the wall. This however, gives Rosa a perfect opportunity to back stab one of the wolves. Which she does, just before the creature pounces on Wulf. Her daggers sink into the wolfs flesh, and it emits a surprised yelp, before hitting the ground. Now they have just one wolf to deal with.
Wulf rolls a: 18
Wolf rolls a: 16
Rose rolls a: 17
Wolf rolls a: 5
End Result: The distraction works, as does Rosas surprise attack. Rosas experience bar goes up 2 points, 2/10.
General MAXIMUS!
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As the big ass lapdog makes his way into the dark forest, he comes upon a strange sight. He spots two goblins sitting in a clearing, playing what appears to be chess. They both are smoking cigarettes, and as they played their game, Maximus could hear part of their conversation.
"Really, this whole thing is rather absurd and rude I might add. they expect us to act like ignorant savages, just because we are goblins. This is rather rude, the racist bastards. I mean, why can we not act like civilized beings and have a decent conversation for once? I say, what would one of these gamers do, if the makers ever added any intelligent and civilized characters into this game?"
"I agree. I hate missing my team reading Shakespeare or Edgar Poe, just because we goblins are stereotyped as ignorant monsters. These people really do need..."
At this point the goblin speaking happened to look from the board game and to the side, and noticed Maximus over by a small bush.
"Oh bollocks, one of them is here. We'll have to finish this later. Quick, into character."
He said, as he and his partner jumped up and ran toward Maximus, emitting guttural war cries, as they wielded their crudely fashioned daggers.
Golden Chalice: (The Tavern)
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Madeline perked up from the glasses she was cleaning and looked at the women women before her, as her face broke into a large, and exaggerated smile. Seriously, her smile was so big, it made her look like a piranha.
"Aww... you two need a job do you? Well, you can pay your tab when you get some coin. As for helping me waitress here...not a chance in hell. My tips are slim as it is. Now, go find a quest or a horny male or something to earn money. You don't have to go home, but if you're not drinking or eating, you can't stay here. Now go on, get."
She said, as she waved the two off from the bar, chasing them off to go do something.
By the time you realize this doesn't say anything. It's too late to stop reading.