Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[Anonymous]

285. No, Im random...
286. Theres a difference..
287. I swear to drunk..., i aint allah...
288. Not muslim...
289. Dont mean to offend anyone...
290. Sorry if i do...

[Lynxy]

291.Tomato tomahto
292. I think somebody's had tee many martoonies.

[Anonymous]

293. Saturday on only!...!
294. So..., how long do you think my RP will last?...?...!...?

[Lynxy]

295.??
296. Hard to say. I'm not a good judge of that kind of thing. That's why I've only been a part of one RP (online) that lasted for more than a couple weeks.

[Anonymous]

297. Lol
298. Okay.
299. One post from 300...
300. Nevermind...

[Lynxy]

301. Vote for me!
302. *ahem* What I meant to say is
303. I'd do a really good job, promise (◕‿↼)

[Anonymous]

303. YAYZ!!!
304. -Ahem...- By that i obviosly mean...
305. Thats cool... I guess...
306. *ice cream truck goes by*
307. Yay!
308. ICE CREAM!!!

[Lynxy]

309.ICE CREAM!! WHERE!!!
310.*runs after truck*

[Anonymous]

311. Ice cream truck blows up*
312. Awwww...

[Lynxy]

313. Sorry. It wasn't stopping so I thought a rocket launcher would do the trick...

[Anonymous]

314. You make my ice cream go boom?!?
315. EVIL!

[Lynxy]

316. But, now it's raining ice cream! and ice cream man pieces

[Anonymous]

316. YAY!
317. Friend!
318. *Swallows a bone*
319. Evil!
320. *spits out the ice cream man*

[Lynxy]

321.YAY! EVIL Friend!!

[OmegaScales]

322. Goddamit Nappa! Er, Lynxy!
323. That's the fifth Ice cream man I've had to replace due to rocket launcher related injury/death this month.
324. At least their workplace corp. takes care of the fees! lol

[Lynxy]

325. Eh. I have it on good authority that that one was most definitely, maybe, possibly a kiddie fiddler. I think.

[OmegaScales]

326. Ah, okay. That's understandable.
327. Hows about this one?

[Lynxy]

328. If I'm going to be terrified by a sweet vendor, it might as well be the real deal

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329. Because what's blood for if not for spilling?

[OmegaScales]

330. I don't watch horror movies. But I have heard of "Candyman". And I only found out about "Ice Cream Man" when I Google imaged those words.
331. Blood is also good for drinking, rituals, painting, and circulating oxygen.
332. Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity?
333. It's really fun.
334. Also a great way to find out what your friends and family are really like.
335. My family has a house rule.
336. If you don't know what a card means, you google image it. Like "blue waffle", which I wouldn't recommend doing.
337. is the 68th prime number.

[Anonymous]

338. Raige likes waffles, but not THEM waffles...(THEM=blue)