Monster Hunted

[berserkerhorn]

should i wait for wing?

[Noosie]

I dunno, some guys seem to get harder when you touch them with something sharp.

[Reaver]

THIS ISNT WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!

[Noosie]

Reaver, for an "Angel Rapist" you sure have a weak stomach.

[Cookies]

Some guys get harder when denied of oxygen as well...
If only there was someone with a fetish for choking people to death around here

@bhorn, wait if you want, but its not necessary.

[Reaver]

Difference between being given wrong info and disliking it and having a weak stomach. >_> also for a "token evil member" you havent done much evil. I've killed a granny and caused the deaths of two children. What have you done?

[Gorbaz]

Oi! Cookies! Get your biscuits in gear and let me and Daxy know the rest of your evil, evil plan! I can hardly wait for Fuchsia's wardrobe alteration

[Noosie]

Potentially condemned two party members to death, done damage to the cause of monster girls everywhere, and attempted to inflict crippling injuries on another lich just because I could. And that's without a church full of villagers to get a head start. Imagine what I'm gonna do when I go somewhere with actual living beings.

And Cookies, I read you loud and clear: Start choking the guys to find out if any of them like it.

[Cookies]

The players on the forums, yes. Not the guys in my rp, because I'll have to roleplay them. And I don't much fancy being choked a gazillion times over
I dont think? I've never tried, to be honest. At any rate, I'll probably be dropping post tomorrow. If you havent replied yet, hurry hurry! The choochoo train leaves without you!
(and before you ask, yes I mean the rapetrain) So quickly hop aboard, zender, wingblade and bhorn~!

[Reaver]

The church is more like a landing platform for me. I plan on going house to house afterwards, I think im going to look for a wagon to bring all the bodies back. Besides I haven't had any chances to let loose until now. If u want to turn this into a competion im all for it

[Cookies]

tossed in another tl;dr, full post will be up tomorrow in the edit

or not, because then I'd take away the option to post for those who yet haven't.

Here

Spoiler (click to show/hide):

My dearest, most revered heroes, I bid you a good day. Do not be alarmed, I speak to you through telepathic ways. Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sincerella, one of the residents of the Monster castle. I am intruding in such a way to inform you that The Lady, the so called 'leader of the rebellion' is in fact fooling you. She she refused to admit her true intentions, even to her most trusted advisers, but I have learned the truth.
In the castle are at present three different ulterior motives. For one, The Lady wants to create some sort of leverage she can use when negotiating with the humans. For in her mind the only way of survival is co-existence, but the humans are not trustworthy. Arrangements have been made before, but humans are quick to forget alliances their grand-fathers or even their fathers have made. No, co-existence would be the downfall of this last bastion of hope.
Secondly, the daughter of the demon lord. Although not physically present, her emissary is already hard at work to spread her corruption, something you have in fact helped shape. The human Raze for instance, is not what she seems. But there is more then one way to corrupt a castle, and not all paths have been revealed to me. What is clear however, is that the demon princess wishes to recruit all of us in a massive army to conquer the humans, and to create a second demon realm where we and humans alike will be their slaves. The demon world is in no threat of the humans, even thought they make it sound like it. Instead, they see this world as nothing more then a possible colony and a source of easy slaves.
Between these two, co-existence and subjugation I seek to find a path in between. Instead of submitting to either the humans or the demons, I aim to create a safe haven for our own kind without external interference. A place of solitude, where we as a species can lick our wounds and bolster our numbers. For we are not ready to take on the might of the human armies, nor the ironclad fist of the demon hordes.
I beg of you, seek me out. I have encrypted these words in such a way that you will be unable to speak of it to another person for both our safety, but alone that will not suffice. I reside in the castle, but hidden deep in its catacombs. Only the Duchess knows how to find me. Seek me out should you find yourself like-minded, and ask the Duchess for directions. A good day to you, heroes. May your paths be safe and your actions fruitful.

[Noosie]

Nah. You asked a question and I answered. No need to try out-eviling each other. And yeah, I was talking about the PC's Cookie. I don't think either of us wants to go through every male that shows up getting choked.

[Cookies]

Hey I don't know what floats your boat

[dragonmaster121989]

So that little spoiler tag is that something I can act on when I get back to the castle?

[Noosie]

My boat's more like a raft made out of dead bodies, bad puns, and rope. It runs on rape and evil laughter. The water is a metaphor that has fallen apart.

[dragonmaster121989]

And what am I to do now? Tanya has no idea where the weresheep are and kinda needs a guide to do that quest...and I was kinda hoping for the information I wanted instead of an angry unicorn with a ruined dress. But if I can't go and do my mission I can always go back and bug her some more and " ask " where I'm going and pester her some more.

[Zender_Solarheart]

Apologies for me not posting as of late. My internet's been a bit less reliable recently, and the last time I tried to post for this, it cut off right before I hit the "Submit" button, forcing me to attempt re-writing it. Of course, once I was about halfway through that re-attempt, I had to go eat dinner, and watch my stepbro for a while...and then, the net cut out again.

Connection's been fixed now, so imma go post. Just explaining why I ran late.

Also, you brought this upon yourself, Noosie...

[Noosie]

Oh no, my entirely inanimate and not dick-shaped phylactery is now amongst life and dick hungry zombies! Clearly, this is a vast danger for my steel-encased phylactery.

<_<

And it's not my fault you guys didn't follow me. I didn't expect it to be that long a fall....

[Gorbaz]

Well now. Undead don't like rain. Who would have thaught it? Should I go on a murder spree, or just surge forward...?

[dragonmaster121989]

I'm pretty sure if I do what I'm thinking our unicorn lady will hate me but hey you got to do what you got to do. When Tanya was never informed of where they were going all she can do if go back and bug her before moving on with the voices in her head kinda quest.