Monster Hunted

[Noosie]

Yours is truly a peerless wit, but I think you couldn't handle me even if I asked you to.

[Zender_Solarheart]

Thanks for the heads-up, cookies, but most of the time it's just that we either don't see it, or we feel that we have good reason not to do it. Like the zombie army thing: We would've probably gotten killed to death, then maybe been raised a few times and killed some more.

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But seriously, I'm not sure what sorts of hooks you may have dropped for our group, Cookies. For a brief moment, I considered whether or not that necro-elf chick would've traded the flower for a nice dicking...but I doubt that'd be the case. Even if she did want one of those, there are all other sorts of things that could come into play, such as...

1: Maybe she would've killed whatever man gave her said dicking, then added him to her undead army.
2: The only 2 guys in the group are Elementalists, and while I can't speak for the ice man, I doubt Auri would allow Rick to sleep with the elven girl, whether he'd die afterwards or not.
3: Even on the off-chance that a hot ride was all the elf wanted, and Auri was willing, she's clearly over-stressing herself to control that many zombies...and sex does strange things to the mind. Odds are that even if she herself didn't order it, the pounding she'd get would loosen her grip, and next thing you know, the zombies move in on the fine display of flesh right in front of them.

In short, I weighed the odds, and found that the risks outweigh the rewards. Yay, detective brain!

[Reaver]

Well we might just have to see sometime. Just not when Yaker gets back. He's having a fun day ^^

[Cookies]

You can do whatever you want, I mean... No risks no gains. If you want to burn down a village, go ahead! You're in a rebellion after all, if that floats your particular boat go right ahead.
I never put down any specifics about what you can and cant do, other then that if you cause too much trouble or raise too much attention then the army of humans will come to investigate, most likely obliterating everyone in their path. And yes, killing people and raising them as undead minions can be quite handy, but risking an invasion of a couple thousand men and woman armed to the death and looking for vengeance to gain perhaps four or five undead minions... I don't know about that.

And about the cemetery zender, if you are fighting zombie girls the only thing you might fear is that they jump on you to releave themselves. Only humans kill monster girls. As such, an audacious move like taking of your shirt would probably captivate the undead horde enough to safely knock off the elf girl's head. Just sayin'. But maybe I need to make my hints a little less subtle? I dont know

[dragonmaster121989]

More distinct hints will help then I will know when I can get away with something and what.

[Cookies]

That's about as distinct as I'll go in terms of hints towards Tanya. If you don't get the hint thats fine, I'm not trying to force anything on you.
Of course that'd also mean I can throw away a couple hours of careful planning, fiddling around in paint and coming up with a nice character change :O
You wouldn't be interested in a little game of Blue's clues now are you?

[Goryokaku]

>_> you killed the children... I wanted the girl as a servant Rooie... she was gonna be well fed, and well dressed and help with my masquerade >_> now I've got to go find another one...

[dragonmaster121989]

Awww poor gory

[Cookies]

there's more >.>
Dont tell me you wanted that one girl in particular :O

[dragonmaster121989]

Ok you said there were hints... I missed it

[Goryokaku]

well I'd assume she was an orphan as there doesn't seem to be a mother there crying in despair about her two children being crushed to death by the ravaging horde that was mankind....

[Cookies]

@ dragon. Its not subtle at all
@ goryo. Whether the kid was orphan or not, she was just used to set the mood. If you really want a loli just go to the church grounds and pick one :p

[Goryokaku]

ok it has to be alive and be good at making food and playing the part of a daughter if I want to sneaketh into towns.

[Noosie]

About not endangering the party.... oops?

[Zender_Solarheart]

Damn you, Vigdis!!

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[Noosie]

Damn you, Vigdis!!

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Too late.

Now stop running and behold my brilliance!

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[Cookies]

Once I applaud you for your humor, noosie. Now I applaud you for your tactful bravery.

[Reaver]

Yasker will probably take a break when there are 10 children and 10 women left, then he'll start handpicking his kills. YOu'll get that child. I SWEAR IT!

[Noosie]

Once I applaud you for your humor, noosie. Now I applaud you for your tactful bravery.

I wouldn't describe it as "tactful" myself, but thanks. Assuming Vigdis survives, you can expect her to keep doing terrible things, mostly to other terrible people.

[Zender_Solarheart]

Assuming Vigdis survives, you can expect her to keep doing terrible things, mostly to other terrible people.

Not gonna lie...throwing that scroll of hers to the horde is mighty tempting. However, I'm going to assume that she's not going to go turncoat on the rest of us, and at least allow her to resurrect later. Besides, the less guilt Rick has on his conscience, the better.