by Suraru » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:22 am
That's like asking for a hot, smart, and nice girl, when in reality you'd only find, at most, two of those traits. If you somehow do find someone like that, you're overestimating them, or they won't be single (in this analogy, public).
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"