coolness32 Wrote:Goomba Squasher! - stomp on X amount of Goombas
^something similar for the rest of the enemies
I understand the need for Goombas, Koopas and the like to have separate achievements for sex, but for squashing? That's a little much.
Instead, we can give achievements for stomping an x amount of critters (and give them names for giving your progress towards (true) Virgin run).
No one but Mario - Stomp 20 enemies (without having sex with anything)
Valiant Virgin - Stomp 50 enemies (without having sex with anything)
Cumming Close - Stomp 120 enemies (without having sex with anything) (this title can be used for something else as well)
Horny Heroine - Complete the game without having sex with anything
coolness32 Wrote:Floater - stomp on 5 enemies without touching the ground
Depends on the possibility. I'm not entirely feeling this one, so we can keep this in the maybe list. If we want a round number of achievements, we can put this in.
coolness32 Wrote:Sex Fiend - Have sex with 5 enemies with no more than 5 seconds passed after each one
^ You know how when you have sex with an enemy and there's another one right there and they just kind of walk back and forth until you are done? This could be a reason to "collect" enemies and bring them to a spot and have sex with a bunch of them one right after the other. 5 seconds could be a bit long though.
This seems really easy to get if you just get Peach really horny. And with the added side effect of the Tigress outfit (makes you horny all the time) I wonder if this is really an achievement.
coolness32 Wrote:Green Brother - Have sex with Luigi
Could have a better title.
coolness32 Wrote:Koopa Homicide - Kill all Koopa kids
^this is assuming all bosses can be stomped which I think was the plan.
Yes, but homocide sounds quite gruesome. Can you make it a little more... magical?
coolness32 Wrote:Koopa Pleasure - Seduce all Koopa kids into submission
Koopa refers to the species Koopa. Also, they aren't really kids anymore, so we should just say Koopalings. 'Pleasure' sounds a little bland.
coolness32 Wrote:Peach Pleasure - Masturbate
I don't think just masturbating is really worth an achievement. I was thinking of something like:
Can't have this - Have Peach beat a level fucking nothing but herself
coolness32 Wrote:Peach Pleasure Cravings - Masturbate in all locations that you can masturbate.
^bed, showers and wherever else is planned.
Bit bland of a name, but I like the achievement. Why not name it something like:
Curing Hysteria or Hysteria Preventioncoolness32 Wrote:Pole Dance - Get Peach to perform a pole dance at the end of a level
Again, bland name, I was thinking of:
Natural Talentcoolness32 Wrote:Stripper - Get Peach to perform a pole dance at the end of every level
^ this one can be omitted depending on how hard it will be to get Peach to do the pole dance.
I don't really like this achievement anyway. Takes a lot of work for little pay-off.
coolness32 Wrote:Stripper (alternate) - Get Peach to perform Peach's standing dance and Pole dance in the same level
You mean that dance Peach does sometimes if you wait a bit? If so, I'm not very fond of that.
coolness32 Wrote:Friendly Fire - Do not have sex with any enemies but have sex with allies (Mario, Luigi, toads, princesses etc.)
^I made myself giggle with "friendly fire"...
I don't really get why you picked Friendly Fire as a name. Friendly fire means you accidentally hit your allies instead of the enemies. How come you picked that? And you really couldn't think of:
Friends with Benefits coolness32 Wrote:Aiding and Abetting the Enemy - Have sex with only enemies
What if you have sex with Toadsworth at the beginning? This seems very easy to screw up often and early on.
coolness32 Wrote:Mutiny! - Have sex with all Koopa Kids but not with Bowser
That's kinda cool.
coolness32 Wrote:Succumb to the Master! - Have sex with Bowser but not the Koopa kids
Could have a better name, but sure.
coolness32 Wrote:One Night Stand - Have sex while drunk
I think getting drunk is good for an achievement, but I think having two (getting drunk and having sex while drunk) is a little excessive.
We really need to think of actual achievements. Sure we need a few easy ones, but not all achievements should come naturally.