joshunf: this guy would survive in movies
thenarator: girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you
hurpthederp: are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
loki-cat: act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
suraru: lololololololololololol
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"