Poetry Slam

[Zeus Kabob]

Cool.

[Suraru]

Ok, so I sat here for hours writing this up, really strained my brain coming up with these 1337 lines.

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Nope, I fucking hate writers block

[maximilianos]

D: You've MET someone from the forums!?

That would be like me walking into katsuo on day, and realising who it was!

[Chameleon]

Does anybody else slam? I've never really done poetry before but I'm thinking its a good stress reliever. I'd love to see any work/video you guys wanna share

[SugarCookie]

I've tried it once. Wasn't really my thing, I don't like the competitive nature of it. I prefer preserving the art of it, doing things like posting on Tumblr.

[Thaedael]

An ode to Suraru

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Fuck writers block

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Suraru is a dude,
who can often be rude.
He does what he wants,
being annoying and flaunts.
The bane of the mod's existance
he started image macros with no resistance.
Now he is a jerk,
who has his quirks.
Though some still love him,
despite him acting on all his whims. :O

[Suraru]

:')
That was beautiful.

Here's one for you

Ode to Thaedael

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Block writers fuck

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or, whatever

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This is to my friend Thaedael
Who at times must turn tail
when the trolls give him hell
and their stories he will not retell.

He is a busy mod
while I dream of his rod
The sexy beast within
gives him much chagrin.

However I will always love him
because he makes my arm go limb
He puts up with my all my crap
while I giggle and run without a map.

He will almost be my bestest friend
while I spam with no end
I don't mean to be bad
which is probably why I'm not banned. :O

[Thaedael]

*bro bump*

There is a website called LoK.
Where all the under-aged kids flock,
to sometimes stroke their cocks.

There was no sense of community.
Idiots with their perceived immunity,
now the website is exclusionary.

It started with a dream to create.
Now its rpers who just want to procreate,
Now just rp's to over-rate.

There was an egotistical guy.
He thought he could let insults fly,
now he is stripped and wonders why.

A lady of equal authority.
Pretends to be part of the majority,
all of a sudden her duties are the minority.

Thus I bow out,
People think its but a pout,
but worries I am now without.

[napsii]

Sigh. You guys. -.-

Well, at least it's artistic.

[zeldafreak1]

Sigh. You guys. -.-

Well, at least it's artistic.

Feeling bad Napsii? I'm actually jealous. I don't have this type of talent. Hey guys! I think Napsii is feeling left out. Someone make a poem about him/her!

[Thaedael]

Napsii likes to ruin my fun,
Despite me calling her my hun.

I rather we date,
she prefers to berate,
and now I'm done.

[napsii]

It's no Shakespeare, but thanks.

[Suraru]

Nappy is a she ZeldaFreak

As for me, I am too tired to continue. But when I wake up from my nap, I will write nap the best poem ever!
With lots of crude humor that will offend the fuck out of anyone!

All aboard the ban wagon! woo wooo!!!