Hey! Where's my Presentation Corner?!

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Hi there virtual peoples!
I'm glad to see that this is not one of those silly forums where you have to " present " yourself as soon as you get registered.
Sure.
But, don't take me wrong, It's kinda unpleasant.
I mean, I DO need a space to shout out that I now exist on this forum!
So, here I am.
I've been following L.O.K. for a long time, waiting for the proper moment to step out of shadows.
I just wanted to let you all know that I'm now willing to help, share, test and comment... as long as i revel in it.

I'm a rookie programmer and an almost completely trained illustrator... almost, since I left the college at 50% of my formation.
That is to say that I took from it all the basics and more, but I never ever get past the lesson of: " you're gonna do it for the money! "
" I don't want to draw something just for the sake of profit man! " " WTF you just said!?! " ... well you got the idea.
Beside the fact that I'm also good at writing, and not just drawing! ( I did a couple of screenplays but I prefer creative writing... sadly, this is not my mother tongue so I can't give you a taste of that unless you are Italians )

I'm in all kind of porn, and when I say " all " I mean ALL.
I also used to be a pro-gamer: I'm Legend in Halo Reach, used to have a 3.3 k/d ratio in GOW 3 ( by playing only on-line) and, of course, I've got a copy of Perfect Dark Zero, which I still play because that game is awesome imho.
I love horror movies, english gangster comedies, black comedies and sci fi stuffs.
I read a lot of comics, the less they are known the more I like them.
To be brief, feel free to talk with me about almost everything.
Just please don't be a bimbominkia with me!

[Zeus Kabob]

There's a topic called "Interests?" that is a self-introduction thread, and "General" is the kind of place to put these things.

[IrrelevantComment]

You as stoked for Halo 4 as I am?

And I know that feel bro, people keep telling me I should go into accounting or something with my maths degree, but I just want to do maths for the sake of maths XD

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

There's a topic called "Interests?" that is a self-introduction thread, and "General" is the kind of place to put these things.

Ugh! If more people would post their introduction in "Interests" it would be noticeable for newbies!! lol

[Zeus Kabob]

Eh, I've noticed a lot of newbies who haven't read through all of the threads, instead diving in.

If you named it "Introductions", it'd be more noticeable.

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You as stoked for Halo 4 as I am?

And I know that feel bro, people keep telling me I should go into accounting or something with my maths degree, but I just want to do maths for the sake of maths XD

I couldn't agree more, especially for Halo 4!
I've managed to preorder the super limited ed. and I can't wait to have a taste of it!

If you named it "Introductions", it'd be more noticeable.

That'd have been quite helpful indeed, but I suppose it's my fault in the end: I could have noticed it if I wasn't so eager to post my greetings!
By the way, I like the timetable of this site: active but not too much.
I'm looking forward to unlock the privilege of sending p.m., it will be crucial for future cooperations ( but I won't of course spam posts in order to obtain it! ).
Nevertheless, if I may, i'd like to use the occasion to ask IrrelevantComment if he's still on his skyrim-like project: Despair of the Dragons ( I'm not asking how's it going, that would be impolite, just wanted to know if you moved on or still working on it ).
I'm asking this because I liked the idea yesterday when I first saw it.
As soon as I finish with my avoider game I think I'll put up something to show in the Creative Corner, it will be interesting to cooperate via internet!
Uhm... before I open a new topic of something that has already been said, is there a thread where someone has asked people to talk about their fetishism?
I believe I've seen something like that but I'm not sure, could have been my imagination.

[Zeus Kabob]

Maybe a while ago...

In general, though, we don't talk about fetishes, we talk about games or artists or other works. I'm not sure of this, but I have a feeling that talking of fetishes is kind of like talking about politics; it turns civilized forums into groups of raving lunatics. (Of course, I speak of the ridiculous thread a while ago...)

Anyhow, there are fan threads for different projects around General, and if you like something that you don't see recognition for, then go ahead and post a topic about it!

[IrrelevantComment]

I couldn't agree more, especially for Halo 4!
I've managed to preorder the super limited ed. and I can't wait to have a taste of it!

Pre-ordered the limited edition AND the limited edition controller. God, I'm such a fanboy...

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Right, the controller, I forgot about it!
Well, maybe it's not that cool; I remember those from ODST and Reach: they both looked shitty compared to the ones for Halo 3.
I mean, it's not like the designers didn't put much effort in them, but I'd expect something more than just random straight lines and useless advises from UNSC.

[IrrelevantComment]

I don't know, I quite like my Reach one. Haven't seen the ODST or H3 ones though