Zender_Solarheart Wrote:<Meanwhile, in a dark castle in outer space...>
Die monster! You don't belong on this Internet!
It was not by my hoof that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by bronies...who wish to pay ME tribute.
Tribute?! You steal mens' souls, and make them your fanboys!
Perhaps the same could be said of all entertainment...
Your words are as empty as your masculinity! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
WHAT IS A MAN?! A miserable little pile of desires! But enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!!
(cue epic battle, complete with epic battle music!)
Castlevania.
That was... actually not a bad come back.
Still, we care, so we will go ahead and stick around so that your hate has a target other than yourself.
So send your hordes haters! Send them so that they might fight us rather than each other!...
oh wait. we're suppose to look creepy and evil... One moment, I need to figure out how to act like I hate things again!
(edit) Later on...
Me: no one's posted yet? Wow, I guess my counter made it awkward to be a hater. Or just awkward. I did just try and paint bronies as loving martyrs in a way so now everyone's like "shit just got real (O=O)".