<Meanwhile, in a dark castle in outer space...>Die monster! You don't belong on this Internet!
It was not by my hoof that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by
bronies...who wish to pay ME tribute.
Tribute?! You steal mens' souls, and make them your fanboys!
Perhaps the same could be said of
all entertainment...
Your words are as empty as your masculinity! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
WHAT IS A MAN?! A miserable little pile of desires! But enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!!
(cue epic battle, complete with
epic battle music!)