Armageddon-how are we going to beat it?

[Mr. Bingo]

you have a point.

Then again, I prefer people who don't care about religion. Makes things simpler and they are more useful.... and more tolerable.

yeah you have no idea how easy it is to handle christians, if they make an attempt to convert you usually its the most hilarious thing. it doesnt work and they still think they can convert you so you keep getting laid lmao

Never say anything about religion or politics it only starts fights.

Oh and about the meteor that I have never heard of untill now....well. Heres my plan.
1: Go home
2: Gather loved ones
3: Turn on news
4: Shit pants
5: die

[Suraru]

My plan,
1. Drive car off of grand canyon
2. Hear the news, half way down, that the meteor is fake
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

[Smackman]

you have a point.

Then again, I prefer people who don't care about religion. Makes things simpler and they are more useful.... and more tolerable.

yeah you have no idea how easy it is to handle christians, if they make an attempt to convert you usually its the most hilarious thing. it doesnt work and they still think they can convert you so you keep getting laid lmao

Never say anything about religion or politics it only starts fights.

Oh and about the meteor that I have never heard of untill now....well. Heres my plan.
1: Go home
2: Gather loved ones
3: Turn on news
4: Shit pants
5: die

nah the people who start fights are the idiots who lose their cool every time someone disagrees with them

[Mr. Bingo]

Never say anything about religion or politics it only starts fights.

Oh and about the meteor that I have never heard of untill now....well. Heres my plan.
1: Go home
2: Gather loved ones
3: Turn on news
4: Shit pants
5: die

nah the people who start fights are the idiots who lose their cool every time someone disagrees with them

True

[zeldafreak1]

nah the people who start fights are the idiots who lose their cool every time someone disagrees with them

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that iz all

[BlueLight]

yeah you have no idea how easy it is to handle christians, if they make an attempt to convert you usually its the most hilarious thing. it doesnt work and they still think they can convert you so you keep getting laid lmao

Never say anything about religion or politics it only starts fights.

Oh and about the meteor that I have never heard of untill now....well. Heres my plan.
1: Go home
2: Gather loved ones
3: Turn on news
4: Shit pants
5: die

nah the people who start fights are the idiots who lose their cool every time someone disagrees with them

Bull crap!
*Idiot and just lost his cool... OMG... ya I must be trying to act cool again. Whatever*

So what would you do against viral attack?

[Smackman]

What the fuck are you trying to say blue?

[Suraru]

That's what I want to know also xD

[talin]

It appears this thread has suffered a triple rail bypass in my absence.

@ all the people going "omfg it's Armageddon, we not suppose to beat it!" (rant)

Spoiler (click to show/hide):

that is not true, nor a healthy way of thinking about this. The more people who decide not to give up on humanity then the better chance we have at survival. This is the kind of behavior we should be teaching our young even if YOU think it's hopeless. Remember that the reason why civilization exists is because people realized in ancient times that a group of people working together had more food/water/shelter/sex than when it was just a bunch of people competing for the same resources. people having decided that reverting to backstabbing for slightly larger and often temporary gains is pretty much human stupidity at work. Now, BE SMARTER DAMNIT! YOUR RACE DEPENDS ON YOU TO BALANCE OUT THE STUPIDITY!

[Mr. Bingo]

What the fuck are you trying to say blue?

I agree. Speek Engirish damn it!

[talin]

I think Blue's moving on too another kind of "worldwide impending doom" from something like a mutant virus. possibly zombies but the more realistic kind of virus attack would probably be something with a his infection rate and semi-short gestation period. think HIV/AIDS if it went airborne and the effects started taking over after about a month instead of a few years and add some horrible side effects like cancer and some flu mutation.

[BlueLight]

I was tired and smack has a habit of claiming people are trying to be cool. Now I need to go to bed since my sleep is messed up and i have to get up at a ungodlier hour.

[talin]

*looks at brony thread* right... cause smackman never would do something like THAT.

[Suraru]

Heh...........
I understand being tired very well lol.

[zeldafreak1]

Question:
If the zombie apocalypse actually WERE to happen, what would your plan be? Would you follow the guidelines set by generations of video games such as DooM or Left for Dead, would you run right into the hoard in an effort to get it over and done with bc there is no hope left and the hoard is just to big, or would you go out fighting with your closest friends?

[Suraru]

In reality, we will all die if the zombies actually get a foothold. But, I plan on going out with a bang if I am not zombified initially.

But, in reality, if a zombie invasion did happen, it would not last very long because of all the zombie fanatics/police force/military killing them, leaving little of the population actually being zombified.

The only way there could be a worthy zombie force was if they quickly took out the small towns first, then moved on to the city before the military can take them out, or evacuate the city.

[Zeus Kabob]

In a zombie outbreak, I'd find my friends and hole up in any available and good location. Maintaining a food supply is definitely more important than keeping the zombies at bay, especially because there's already so much attention paid to the zombies.

[talin]

hmmm....
1.Zombies attack
2.wait for everyone to go be busy killing zombies
3. snatch up all the food and hide in secure basement
4.????
5. PROFIT!

That meme is totally not used at all is it?

[BlueLight]

hmmm....
1.Zombies attack
2.wait for everyone to go be busy killing zombies
3. snatch up all the food and hide in secure basement
4.????
5. PROFIT!

That meme is totally not used at all is it?

currency goes to hell. Do not collect a profit, do not pass go, do not buy the slutty slave girl.

[Mr. Bingo]

1: Blow big as hole in the ground.
2: Grab my family and as many friends as I can get too.
3: Throw them into the hole.
4: Put some zombie resistant solid over the hole.
5: Sneak into the grocery store and take lots of food
6: I survive.