Drunk thread

[toddymon]

how drunk would you have to be to mistaken a mailbox for a chicken?

[Csbears]

LOL? are you fucking serious?! *rolls around on the ground while heaving my legs up in the air* you have to be "whoa man, i need to hold the ground steady so i don't fall over" drunk. Toddy that is fuckin....epic.

[trunks2585]

how drunk would you have to be to mistaken a mailbox for a chicken?

I'm so glad to know what kind of drunks we have on the board here. That's hilarious btw.

[DemonFiren]

Well, better than mistaking a lemon for a budgie

[toddymon]

i dont normally get drunk. (as a matter a fact i hate alcohol) but tonight, while sitting alone in a hurricane with nothing else to drink, it was oh so alluring. and the bottle was so pretty. what have i become?
(p.s. if your drunk and that chicken and/or mailbox doesn't get off your law. its okay to go outside and throw rocks at it as long as you dont leave the porch.)

[Mechanios]

My mailbox gets off to law. In fact, there's a sticky mess every time I get a court order. :p

[toddymon]

darn it! lawn! get off the lawn! ya stupid chicken! *kicks mail box*

[DemonFiren]

You're being sued for making typos? BADASS.

[trunks2585]

darn it! lawn! get off the lawn! ya stupid chicken! *kicks mail box*

And now I can picture you as one of those cranky old men waving his cane at 'those youngsters' screaming at them 'get off my lawn!' all while downing some prune juice.

[toddymon]

get off of my thread! rawrg! *waves cane in hear* and take the chicken with ya too! *chucks mail box*

[DemonFiren]

Now you can blame toddymon for stealing the thread. He said it would be his now.

[toddymon]

oh sorry. this isnt the crazy zone. better return to my realm before things get hectic

[Csbears]

+1...

Drank beer with my cousin after i helped him move him and his dad's apartment to another...apartment! xD! in a different building not a stones throw away (but with a nice carpet and not shitty (looks like plywood) hardwood flooring)...got pretty plastered at his place and played my 360 I brought over.

[Oakleaf]

...you guys... x)

[Haldor]

A friend of mine will believe anything you tell him when he's drunk. Including that there's a steamroller coming towards him...

[trunks2585]

Tell him it's falling from the sky with a man screaming 'wryyyyyyy!' next time for extra laughs.

[Renara]

Hmm, well I'm on the tail end of a two-day hangover, having thrown up in the street till I passed out on Saturday, waking up in the hospital with an IV, so +1 I suppose. Though I think I may be quitting drinking, or sticking to a far more conservative intake in future!

[toddymon]

OOOOOOHHH YEEEEEAAAAAH

[hididilly]

+1
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....

[Mechanios]

Hmm, well I'm on the tail end of a two-day hangover, having thrown up in the street till I passed out on Saturday, waking up in the hospital with an IV, so +1 I suppose. Though I think I may be quitting drinking, or sticking to a far more conservative intake in future!

Agreed.