TENTACLES IN ACTION

[toddymon]

oh for a second there i thought you meant klonoa. anyway. yeah we did forget to include ghosts in the list of creatures that have tentacles.

[DemonFiren]

That can develop tentacles, in this ectoplasmic case.

[toddymon]

oh yeah. energy beings have tentacles too. even though i already see the practical and physical impossibilities. they still count

[DemonFiren]

Porn. Nothing's impossible.

[toddymon]

but since krystal is heading down to teh dark/lost woods. why not have a couple of those dick trees growing around?

[DemonFiren]

WHAT trees?

Also, if you ever include steppe as landscape...I have read of a certain kind of mushroom that becomes swollen when in contact with water. Perhaps Krystal could use one of these, the Chinese have as far as a historical book says. Of course only if they couldn't afford dildos.

[toddymon]

heh. yes. fungus were the original dildos. fungal tentacles are pretty sweet

[DemonFiren]

The Greek even invented dildos made of bread, can you imagine that.

[Xananos]

If they were made of hardtack or something similar it seems like a pretty decent ideas. I dunno why they wouldn't use something less... edible. Like lacquered wood or something.

[DemonFiren]

Too hard. They used soft leather around a relatively flexible wood core.

[toddymon]

dont let teh thread be jacked man
would spaghetti monsters be interesting?

[Xananos]

Nah, that'd just be kinda yucky (and in even poorer taste than the real spaghetti monster, hilarious though he may be).

[toddymon]

ok so the spaghetti monster is out. so out of alll the tentacle monsters. which one would you prefer?

[DemonFiren]

Still Krazoa. Don't they change the host's body or something while inside? Maybe Krystal could become a herm if she shoves one up there...

[Csbears]

Here's what I've compiled up after skimming down some posts: Ooze ( goo ) monsters, Giant tentacle monsters (like Marlboro from FF7), Giant evil trees with (Fungi?) tentacles, and monsters with tentacles ( like the Licker from Resident Evil or the Smoker from L4D(2) ) all fit the bill imo....I just ask that there's no metal tentacles (they all stay organic) :/

I find egg laying / tentacle pregnancy way hotter than lesbians in a shower, but this is just one mans opinion.

[toddymon]

im with ya csbear

[DemonFiren]

Don't forget the Krazoa D:<

And no, not a friend of egg-laying...

[toddymon]

its one of the lesser appreciated fetishes so thats understandable. they probably wont include it in the game anyway

[DemonFiren]

Hm...Can anyone of you tell me if I was right with my Krazoa assumption five posts earlier?

[toddymon]

i think thatd be weird. now if we used that idea for fox, giving him more stamina strength, adn maybe even sex skills. letting him do more damage to his adversaries during rapes. or simply let him have a better chance at outlasting them.
im starting to evolve my own game system here