Samus thread

[dandan]

come on, we all know Otakon would be really upset if his heterosexual male life partner was taken away from him. THe house would be so ronery

[trunks2585]

meh not quite the photoshop i was hoping for

A-dope "K, BITCH!" is ten times more sexy than Adobe "Fo-Toe-Shop."
xDD

actually i was thinking of a stick figure with the black lazar face screaming 'i'm a fireing my laaazar!!!' and the beam is coming from the crotch instead of the mouth

[The_Empty_One]

Keep this up, Kaly and you'll become your own meme XDD

[Kalypso]

meh not quite the photoshop i was hoping for

A-dope "K, BITCH!" is ten times more sexy than Adobe "Fo-Toe-Shop."
xDD

actually i was thinking of a stick figure with the black lazar face screaming 'i'm a fireing my laaazar!!!' and the beam is coming from the crotch instead of the mouth

Originally, so was I.
But then, I though to myself ", why should lazaar face get all the glory, why can't I fuck Samus? I have the tools. I have the technology. I can rebuild him.
I can... fuck Samus*!"
x)
*as a 150x150 px icon of me which copies photoshop yet in all beastliness only took layer effects, mad skill and five minutes in photoshop, putting adobe to total shame on a design that took them literally two years to come up with. Side effects from fucking Samus include Metroroids, satisfaction, or iRL bans by Nintendo. Results may vary.

[Poob]

meh not quite the photoshop i was hoping for

Was kinda hoping for someone to shop Steve Buscemi in there to definitively prove me wrong.

[Vyksen]

Heyheyhey!
Steve Buscemi is sexy in my opinion.
I don't think I'd want him shooped in there simply because it wouldn't fit. Lmao.

[Poob]

Heyheyhey!
Steve Buscemi is sexy in my opinion.

So, I take it you're blind, which makes me wonder how you even PLAY The Legend of Krystal? Some type of internet guide dog?

[spartan117]

Kalypso wrote:
Originally, so was I.
But then, I though to myself ", why should lazaar face get all the glory, why can't I fuck Samus? I have the tools. I have the technology. I can rebuild him.
I can... fuck Samus*!"x)

wait let me check.....yup i def just shat myself LMFAO!!!!!!! hahahahahah

[Kryger]

Similarity o.O? (to the avatar above)

[spartan117]

it is his son..

[relentlessone]

Where would Samus be found, anyway? I always picture her in either a Zebes-like setting, an arctic world or a Space Station. Also, there's a forum for Ridley-I think that both this one and the Ridley forum should be merged.

[Kryger]

I know it's his son, i just find it funny how the position and face composure are exactly the same.