Make me some soup

[MajorMajorMajorMajor]

I want some soup. Soup soup soup.

Make me some soup with cabbages, potatoes, and some leeks. Call me when it's done.

[iskonsko]

[Lynxy]

Uhhhh

I guess I'll be in the kitchen for a while.

[Hugh mann]

I guess I'll be in the kitchen for a while.

This is blatantly sexist. I demand you give a written apology.

[Lynxy]

I'm not even sure what to call the idea that it's sexist any time a woman makes food.

My only regret is that none of you can smell the potato and leek soup that I'm not sharing. Fuck your cabbages Major^4. I put those in cold water with unpeeled potatos and one fresh leek for even suggesting that I use them. You may have that.

[Hugh mann]

I'm not even sure what to call the idea that it's sexist any time a woman makes food.

Women being responsible for the preparation of food is a sexist tradition, therefor a woman preparing food is sexist. My logic is infallible.

You may only be cooking for yourself, but you're also feeding oppression.

[musical74]

So if a woman feeds for herself and no one else, it's still sexist Okaaaaaaaaaaay

*Prepares a tasty corn chowder soup and is willing to share with Miss Lynxy...but no one else" Sorry, Major^4, don't have any cabbages so no soup for you!

(All teasing aside, I do make a really good corn chowder soup, it's just...it's for 6-8 people and when you live alone it's a waste, yanno?)

[Hugh mann]

So if a woman feeds for herself and no one else, it's still sexist Okaaaaaaaaaaay

Yes. This is why equal pay for women is so important. In order to be free from sexist oppression they need to subsist entirely on a diet of fast food, which, as we all know, is much more expensive than cooking your own food.

Again, my logic is flawless. You will only make a fool of yourself if you attempt to question it.

[Lynxy]

You're starting to make a lot of sense. Only people described by our corporate overlords as "super heavy users" are truly equal.

[Hugh mann]

You're starting to make a lot of sense. Only people described by our corporate overlords as "super heavy users" are truly equal.

I've been making sense the whole time, it's just taken you this long to comprehend my wisdom.

[MajorMajorMajorMajor]

WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIP