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Post whenever you're drunk.
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I'm with an hangover, does that count?

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I, honestly, never was drunk in my life from my granny's 70th or so birthday on, where I was about five and had mistaken Advocaat for vanilla sauce. I emptied the whole bowl on my ice cream, ate it and then wondered why everythimg was so blurry.

*Applaud*

Yeah, never smoked tobacco, but...I was seriously stoned once or twice. Apart from that, tea, games and porn are my drugs.

DemonFiren Wrote:Yeah, never smoked tobacco, but...I was seriously stoned once or twice. Apart from that, tea, games and porn are my drugs.

I hate tobacco. Don't like tea that much, but i shure love a hot cup of coffee or chocolate milk. Porn is good, hentai is better... lol

Mmh. Rule34 covers everything from 'fapping 'till the heat death of the universe' to 'my boner is deader than Elvis'. And Yiff is - most of the time - the best of all kinds of porn.

Mmmn.
I think that girl on girl gets me off more than anything. Yiff can't do it for me often--just can't.
But I'll basically fap to anything. Except scat and guy on guy.
Not picky.

Never drank till my 18th Bday and ive never smoked or done drugs... and im a nerd so no sex for me! ("No soup for you!" - Jerry Seinfeld's show) im the cleanest most level headed person i know xP

Ill basically spank it to almost anything as long as it isn't gay, yiffy, BDSM, or scat

In't there already a fetish tread?

Hmm...believe it or not, I am slowly losing my interest in non-yiff. Anything unless it involves other biological substances than jizz, saliva, sweat, a droplet of blood or tantacle jelly and unless it's quite some hardcore bondage works fine for me.

Well I live in Scotland so it's pretty much compulsory to binge drink now and then, so while I go out properly maybe once every 3 weeks (rather than just cinema, hanging out at a friends or whatever), when I do go out on the town I drink well over the recommended limit for a week, which is fine because I have surprisingly mild hangovers due to my relatively well-trained habit of strategically placing containers of water everywhere once I get home so dehydration never quite sets in.

I'm mostly only interested in yiff; while I enjoy regular porn I found it far too "nasty" in that it's all about the act, hard to explain but to me it always ends up looking like two pornstars doing their job rather than two people having sex. Hentai I like but the censoring ruins some of the best images, for some it is really ridiculous! Yiffy artwork has some very fun styles, and due to the amount of work required to make it there's more character to...well, the characters! It's the little things that make the really good artwork, like hitting just the right facial expression, a particularly interesting pose. All things I'm hoping will hold true in our versions of LoK

Only problem with yiff are the tails. They make some positions quite difficult...

DemonFiren Wrote:Only problem with yiff are the tails. They make some positions quite difficult...

Not in any of the pictures I've seen!
Plus they make some new positions possible too

Oh, yes. They're only difficult if you're doin' it in FallOut. And hmm...I never thought you were from Scotland, which has a simple reason: You, like me, are online for almost the entire day.

DemonFiren Wrote:Oh, yes. They're only difficult if you're doin' it in FallOut. And hmm...I never thought you were from Scotland, which has a simple reason: You, like me, are online for almost the entire day.

I'm self employed and work from home as a computer programmer; except when I go out with friends, or just to check that I don't burst into flames in sunlight, I'm usually home, online, working on paid projects and of course this when I get the chance!

Lol, wasn't this thread about getting wasted?

Anyway, I'm an art student, lazy one too, and i'm from Portugal... Yey... Country of Football and tasty sea food... (I only like the sea food, though...)

For me, "real porn" doesn't give me the same feeling that hentai or any other types of erotic drawings give... It looks fake and stupid as fuck, and they always end up doing that "cumshot" shit over and over again... That's why i loved LoK when i first played it, the expressions that she made, the positions and the awsome sex environment lol Also, Kristal reminds me of a character of a serie that i love wich is called "Hatsu Inu- strange kind of a woman"

http://www.fakku.net/viewvideo.php?id=37

Just search Fakku! and then videos... This site only has episode 2 and 3... The others i had to download from the web

Renara Wrote:Well I live in Scotland

and now i'm going to read Ren's posts with a Scottish accent to them from now on

Luckily my mother's ancestors are from Austria, my granny was born in Hungaria, my grandpa in Poland and my uncle is from Russia. Don't you dare read my posts with any accent!

I'm too busy with school to get drunk. ;_; Hard sciences for four hours a day requires a clear mind.

OMG demon O.O does that mean i can do Borat's accent and be right on the money? Vuuuary Niace! My sister...she's a...prostitute. She like to make money, high five! lol xD jk