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I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:27 am
by trunks2585
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Guess what? If you click that, you will too. stupid idle game...

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:14 pm
by Reaver
I got over 3billion cps :3 I've been playing for a while now DX. ITS A SOUL SUCKER!

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:38 pm
by BlueLight
Fuck no! I will not play this game! NO! I have better things to do, like get a surgery to put fox hears onto my head.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:48 pm
by Zeus Kabob
Yeah I've lost significant time to it. In the past 4 days I've gotten to 4 billion cookies per second. -.-

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:17 pm
by trunks2585
20 Billion cps, almost got everything (till the next update). The sad part is I've got it running on both my computers, I'm using the other one to play around with the Heavenly chips and see how much they actually help in the long run.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:21 am
by zeldafreak1
I prefer Candy Box (http://candies.aniwey.net/) to Coookie clicker, but both are severely addicting and just devour time. Like a free WoW........

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:50 am
by azurezero
someone suggested i make a hentai version, to verify the validity of this idea...i started playing...


can't think of a model to make it profitable though

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:17 am
by maximilianos
fu all, I stopped playing last week, then checked where I was out of curiosity... now it's still on 24 hours later! >:(

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:59 pm
by Gorbaz
Tsk! Don't know how you can loose so much time to this. I stopped clicking after around 30 minutes because I had automation set up well enough. I think I'm currently making around 6,000,000 cookies every 5 minutes or so...

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:17 pm
by maximilianos
6.000.000 is nothing... even what i have is not that much (3.500.000.000 / sec)

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:42 pm
by talin
180.1... and I'm done. I'll just leave it on in the background.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:15 pm
by maximilianos
''I'll just leave it in the background'', what about golden cookies? 7*production for 77 seconds, enough to give you at serious boost

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:00 pm
by talin
maximilianos Wrote:''I'll just leave it in the background'', what about golden cookies? 7*production for 77 seconds, enough to give you at serious boost


Cookie Resist Check... Passed.

You are no match for my digital cookie resistance stat!

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:16 am
by trunks2585
maximilianos Wrote:''I'll just leave it in the background'', what about golden cookies? 7*production for 77 seconds, enough to give you at serious boost

And that right there is why it's eating away at my time. All I need are 8 fucking more antimatter condensers, followed by a soft reset and I'll get all the achievements and a fuckton of heavenly chips. COME ON GAME, JUST FUCKING HAND IT TO ME ALREADY!

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:00 am
by Zeus Kabob
trunks2585 Wrote:
maximilianos Wrote:''I'll just leave it in the background'', what about golden cookies? 7*production for 77 seconds, enough to give you at serious boost

And that right there is why it's eating away at my time. All I need are 8 fucking more antimatter condensers, followed by a soft reset and I'll get all the achievements and a fuckton of heavenly chips. COME ON GAME, JUST FUCKING HAND IT TO ME ALREADY!

This.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:50 am
by Gorbaz
You would rather sit and stare in the vain hope that a cookie appears, rather than letting it run in the background and do something else? Sure, it might take longer, but at least you would not be a slave to the cookie

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:47 pm
by Zeus Kabob
Oh no I used Cookie Monster.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:01 pm
by laa
I played this game like I play most games: Furiously, but for a short period of time.

I lost 1 to 2 days to this game. Hehe. :P

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:28 pm
by LuftMallow
I remember years ago finding a game called progress quest that was similar to cookie clicker and games like it. It's an RPG where everything is absolutely automated. Fighting, looting, selling, and buying equipment is all done for you so it can be left in the background.

I know there's also a dick-sucking variant of cookie clicker as well if that sort of thing appeals to you.

Re: I've lost 16 days to this stupid thing

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:29 pm
by trunks2585
Zeus Kabob Wrote:Oh no I used Cookie Monster.


This.

Let's elaborate for those that don't know what it is though.

It's a wonderful java script add on. They are constantly updating it, and have added in a function that tells you exactly when the next cookie is going to arrive now, so I am letting it kinda run in the background. The tab or window with it has a countdown timer till the next golden cookie appears. And as you might expect, it speeds up the process significantly. Case in point, using this takes me from waiting like 6 hours or so on being able to buy the next item I need, to maybe an hour or 2 if I don't get too distracted, cause that happens a lot.