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6978. to answer your questions, no, no, no? *Stabs Amaranis * cleaning the knife would stop them getting infections from my other victims, and whatever else is on the knife. if I'm going to stab someone I want them to suffer so my stabbing knife rarely gets cleaned, though it does occasionally get salted.
6979. so in short, pray that no one I stabbed before you has anything too serious

6980. All this bloodshed, are you two trying to see who's more twisted and evil?
6981. sogekik wins if that's the case, he's had longer to perfect his evil ways

6982. Firstly: I don't recall giving you- or anyone- permission to judge my evilness.
6983. secondly: I might take sogekik's supposed mastery of evil more seriously were he not currently in the bottom of a well...
6984. Oh, who am I kidding? No I wouldn't.
6985. *Throws an alligator into the well*
6986. And thirdly: *Shoots musical74 in the foot for missing a period*

6987. requiring permission to judge your evilness, would hardly be very evil, well unless your lawful evil and have a thing for that,
6988. I got out the good ages ago
6989. and thus far your evil has been petty violence and grammar-nazism, neither of which are particularly evil.
6990. I suppose you could tag pedantry onto that, but that's not so much evil as irritating, especially when it's coming from a small gassy antelope

6991. Since when is musical evil?
6992. Well that was a waste of a perfectly good alligator... (Pun intended)
6993. Pffft, so what? Am I supposed to go burn down an orphanage to prove how evil I am? You seem to have mistaken me for an insecure little bitch, probably because you are one yourself.

6994. You are literally being pedantic about pedantry... The irony is palpable.
6995. *Conjures a familiar in the form of a writhing mass of tentacles with serrated claws and commands it to give sogekik a wedgie for his continued disregard for proper punctuation*

6996. oh I don't particularly care how evil I seem, I never need validation for anything I do
6997. The Irony was intended, and I never said I wasn't a pedant myself XD.
6998. *shoots the mass of tentacles, covers it in gasoline and throws a match at it before hitting it away with a baseball bat*

6999. Huh, that sucked... looks like I need stronger minions...
7000. Perhaps I should make a sacrifice to the old ones to increase my power.
7001. But what would make an appropriate sacrifice?
7002. Hmm...
7003. Ah, yes... that will suffice.

7004. Hey Musical, how would you like to taste test these totally harmless candies that I made in my basement which definitely does not have a sacrificial alter in it?

7005. no poisoning my minions! that's my job, hey Musical if you want to eat poison take this, it'll only hurt a little bit...

7006. Uh no, I don't trust either of you.
7007. Being evil also means not trusting when they suddenly seem all friendly!
7008. Go find someone else to test things on!
7009. What can I do to distract them...maybe this will work?
7010.
7011. Even if it doesn't work it was worth a shot...

7011. poor choice of wording
7012. *shoots musical *
7013. anyway, I'm always friendly,
7014. I should never be trusted,
7015. especially as I fall on the chaotic side of evil
7016. not trusting me will not save you, but it might make things gorier

7018. Hey! Quit shooting Musical! I need him alive to sacrifice him.

7019. I find lawful evil so much more fulfilling. Nothing like taking the law bat and hitting good people with it.
7020. If we're going to have a pissing contest here, will I measure it in length, amount, or body bags?
7021. Musical, are you immortal, regenerative, or just very unlucky?
7022. Sacrifices should only work with those who believe. The Old Ones only care about believers, the rest could drown for all they care.
7023. Flying Spaghetti Monster! Please answer this pirates call and ooze you marinara all over these heathens!

7024. This actually brings up an interesting question...
7025. If something or someone is consistently chaotic, are they truly chaotic at all?

7026. well, that brings up the questions: is anything that it says it is? does anything mean anything?
7027. my answer to all 3 would be, no, nothing is anything, everything is assigned meaning by the individual, evil isn't evil, it is opposed to what is socially considered acceptable. evil is only evil because good is seen as more socially acceptable. If evil was more acceptable than evil becomes good and good becomes evil. ultimately as always, all things are defined by collective philosophy.
7028. so in short: I AM LEGEND.

7029. Mostly I'm just unlucky - a frequent comment I make in real life is "given my luck, (something that's pretty unlikely) is gonna happen"
7030. And I'm not evil, I'm neutral with tendencies that lean towards evil
7031. This thread allows me a chance to act out my evil tendencies!
7032. And post occasional smut. I can't draw worth a darn though, so it's pictures I have saved...

7033. That's a refreshingly non-retarded assessment of morality.
7034. But I don't see what it has to do with the question I posed.
7035. Order and chaos are not nearly as subjective as good and evil.

7036. My point was that being 'aligned' with something contradicts the concept of chaos, therefore a 'chaotic alignment' is paradoxical and idiotic.
7037. *Shoots Legend in the foot for being paradoxical*

musical74 Wrote:Mostly I'm just unlucky

7038. Sounds like you could use some of my lucky candies, the first one is free, but if you want more it'll cost you.

7039. While I could use a lucky candy, the last time I tried one of those "lucky candy" it went the wrong way and make things WORSE.
7040. Should have known better than to trust a 7-tailed kitsune merchant who was showing a lot of skin..

7041. never take candy from strangers especially in a thread dedicated to evil
7042. here have a cookie *offers musical a cookie *

7043. Peoples wut understands the subjective foundations of morals? I AM home when I'm here...
7074. Well, I guess I have done several. <_< >_> ...things in the walk in closet of my first apartment, but I wasn't really trying to share that, lol.

7075. Welp, time to get the excavator and start digging for story time