WWYD (what would you do?)

[berserkerhorn]

Let’s play the game of what would you do…
In this game you have to read the situation the person posts and respond in the way you would in real life
After you respond you have to post up a situation that you have made up yourself and let someone else respond to your post.

THE SITUATION:
There’s a burglar in your house. You have 5 minutes before he finds out you are there, kills you, and runs away with your money. What Would You Do in those 5 minutes

[BlueLight]

Ask for more details!

THE SITUATION:
Your on a forum playing a game of WWYD and some jack ass isn't taking this seriously and is trolling you. What would you do if murdering him was a option?

[MiscChaos]

Well, I have a couple of swords in my room, so I'd do my level best to sneak up on him with that. If he's broken in my house, I don't care if I mortally wound him or not, especially if he's trying to kill me. There's also more than just me in my house, me being the only one who doesn't own a gun, so we may be able to straight gank him if it comes to that.

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

Well, I have a couple of swords in my room, so I'd do my level best to sneak up on him with that. If he's broken in my house, I don't care if I mortally wound him or not, especially if he's trying to kill me. There's also more than just me in my house, me being the only one who doesn't own a gun, so we may be able to straight gank him if it comes to that.

Apparently someone didnt read the rules -_-"

Situation:
What would you do if a giant gorilla broke into your house and tried to rape you? Please describe your actions thouroughly and if you choose to take in it the butt...no details are really needed...
Have fun ^_^

[coolness32]

Apparently someone didnt read the rules -_-"

Situation:
What would you do if a giant gorilla broke into your house and tried to rape you? Please describe your actions thouroughly and if you choose to take in it the butt...no details are really needed...
Have fun ^_^

The only thing I can do, grab the guitar that is next to my chair stand up and hit him in the face with it, hope it knocks him out and if it does, run past him. If the guitar breaks I would grab the second guitar and hit him in the face with that one, same thing if he passes out, if he doesn't pass out, I would grab the Bass guitar and hit him in the balls and hope that knocks him down. If his balls break the base...I would grab the only sharp object in this room, the scissors and try to stab his eyes or any place that is delicate. (I truly thought of everything else before I remembered I had a pair of scissors.)

Situation:
What would you do if you are teleported into the universe of the Legend of Krystal game...and you are Krystal?

[berserkerhorn]

There's not much i can do except be raped by the sharpclaw tribe and turned into a slut. I'd probably find a way off of the planet and rescue any other stragglers that don't like being pounded 24/7 with cocks and drenched in cum

situation:
You have been offered to become 1 person in any video game or book. what would you do? (insert game, character, and why)

[maximilianos]

damn I wished I was offered that

I'd prob go with... FK wth, all the guys i want have shitty hard lived, nearly dying all the time (or seeing ppl they love suffer/ die)

IF i would get to be LIKE them in THIS world i'd go with either Richard Rahl (from the BOOKS!, not the seires), or the guy from ''Guarding of the swords'' (dont exist in english), you find it under the name ''svärdens väktare'' (swedish)

...or if I could I would become a person that I've made up myself (not in an odd way, just like renara ).

(oh and i did NOT, google renara at all, ok I did :d )

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

damn I wished I was offered that

I'd prob go with... FK wth, all the guys i want have shitty hard lived, nearly dying all the time (or seeing ppl they love suffer/ die)

IF i would get to be LIKE them in THIS world i'd go with either Richard Rahl (from the BOOKS!, not the seires), or the guy from ''Guarding of the swords'' (dont exist in english), you find it under the name ''svärdens väktare'' (swedish)

...or if I could I would become a person that I've made up myself (not in an odd way, just like renara ).

(oh and i did NOT, google renara at all, ok I did :d )

Am I the only one that looks at the rules? This is ridiculous...

I guess I'll make another scenario since some people refuse to post their own...

Situation:
If you were stranded on an island...Pick 3 things you'd like to have with you.
NO vehicles, transportation devices, imaginary things, people...And it MUST be realistic! Like a house is a no no cuz why is there a house on an island in the middle of no where?
3 things...

[MiscChaos]

Water purifier because I don't want a "water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink" situation, a knife so I can do some rudimentary hunting and/or cutting down fruits and crap, and a much of books or something... gotta keep myself entertained somehow.

Situation:
How would you save face after skipping over part of the rules of the thread?

Nah, I'm just joking, here's the real one: R.O.B. (Random Omnipotent Being) has descended/ascended/whatever from his/her realm to give you the ability to do whatever you want to one person for 6 hours without getting caught and R.O.B. will reverse the damage you do/erase the memory of the person (if you decide to kill them or something). Who would you do it to and what would you do?

[maximilianos]

I would manipulate bill gates and make him hire all the scientists in the world to research in the field of bioengineering, at the end of the time he would tell me all the accomplished, and how they did it

(I asume you got to keep the memory since there would be no point to it otherwise)

[maximilianos]

almost forgott (orto be honest, I DID forget, but I remembered) to create a new scenario, so...

you, your best friend and his/her horrible (worthless, thoughtless, etc...) wife/girldfriend (that he is better of without) are stuck in a deep pit, you have a devise that lets 2 of you get out, leaving the third one to die. (no exceptions!)

also, your best friend won't go up without his ''mate'', but doesn't want to leave you, so he offers to stay behind. SO, do you let him stay, do you force him/her up, OR do you KILL his/her ''mate'', wich will make him hate you, but survive.

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

I was about to ask if we could ban u from this thread but you actually posted one...

Could've specified how this device worked...
But if he is going to be difficult about it then I would probably just leave by myself...
I'm really not gonna spend 3 hours in hole with a naggy inconsiderate bitch and a pussy that wont just save himself when he had the chance.

I'm not a fan of the whole morality thing unless it involves family. So it may seem like a douche thing to do but its reasonable because soon enough someones gonna fight and the device will break and there goes our escape.


Situation:
Okay so heres the same situation as my island one (rules wise).
Zombie Apocalypse
1 weapon (realistic, no huge guns)
2 items (realistic, which means like rope or a backpack)
3 food supply (same shit. Better be realistic)
1 partner (friend, family, even celebrity but they must be alive.)
Be sure to list:
Where would you go? (from where you live now)
How would you get there? (vehicle, on-foot)
Whats your plan for survival?
And any other detail you can include!

Have fun!

[berserkerhorn]

1. sword
2. backpack to hold stuff i find, and a kettle so i don't get dehydrated
3. bowl noodles... they're easy to carry around
4. any futa would do... as long as they aren't 5years older than me and able to reproduce in both male and female genitals

an island where zombies can't reach. preferably a larger island
any boat would do
live there and start from scratch building tools and living like cavemen did.
reproduce the human population... just me and the futa... I'll find a way to impregnate her too using her own sperm

SITUATION:
Who would you choose as a master and why? (sexual intentions of course)

[Thaedael]

God:
I don't think he swings my way to be honest.

REAL LIFE SITUATION;
You have a project, you worked on it for 1200 hours over 4 months. The "few" guests that attend your meeting end up being 400 guests. 20 of them are mayors, 40 of them urban planners, 40 of them your department as a whole, 14 students from your own class, 200 concerned citizens for your area, and the rest students and grad students from across the department. Two hours and forty five minutes to present, fifteen minute break, and a forty five minute questions and answers period. In the last 20 minutes your presentation breaks, all you have are an old projector, hot pink dry eraser, transparencies, and enough nervousness to shake a continent.

WWYD?

[SugarCookie]

Hire someone who can do it right.

IRL Situation;
A moderator messages you, calls you cute, and otherwise possibly hits on you.
And you don't dislike it.

What do?

[berserkerhorn]

Toy with him/her until you decide whether you like them or not. The either eject or get serious XD (I enjoy watching some misery every now and then)

Situation:
A person that you think is a girl/boy admits that they're not the gender you think they are after 3 months of online flirting
WWYD

[MiscChaos]

Suck it up. I knew the possibility was there since we never met IRL, so it shouldn't hit as hard. I personally don't think I'm bi, so I'd demote the dude down into friend territory, but if I've been flirtin' with him for 3 months obviously we're good buddies so I won't go "Oh my God, never contact me again!" unless he does something just straight out irredeemable in my eyes.It's a shame likely won't go further than friends, but that's the way it goes sometimes.

Situation:
The girl/boy you were flirting with has somehow gotten a hold of your home address and has started sending you letters. You still live with your parents at this point and it might or might not be a good idea to let them know that you have an e-stalker. What do you do?

[Reaver]

Don't tell my parents. I'd be super creeped out no matter what and tell them to stop doing that. If they didn't stop then I would try to find out where the person lives and file a restraining order.

Situation: Your sister has a douche of an ex who breaks into her house while she's at work. She later calls you and even though the police file a report, they can't leave a cop car at her house for too long. She knows he'll try to break into her house again and maybe attack her. She asks you for help in the situation. What do you do?

[berserkerhorn]

keep her in another place for the time being... set up perimeter cameras in the house so you can get an estimated time of when he usually breaks in... criminals usually do things in a pattern. Only smart people would do it at random times in the days. Tell her to live on guard after he's been taken into custody. He might break out of custody or have friends that will help him hurt your sister. If he does stuff at random times tell a police person to live in a neighbor's house and keep watch over that building.

situation:
someone didn't post one! what would you do to them as punishment?

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

>_> Give warning, then insta ban from thread if possible...

Situation:
You walk into your Catgirl's house and shes fucking 2 other guys. They dont look attractive and they would seem like the type to carry aids. What would you do?