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one bright and sunny day there was a lonesome warrior who didn't like eating food and lived happily ever after but then he got sick of all
the faggotry, so he bought a plane ticket He went to Soviet russia He got off the planeto discover that he was flying on a giant table
he said "what happened here? Then a man approached him asking, "Got some change, sir?"He then pulled out his Tallywacker and smacked the
telephone The telephone exploded sending shards of giant floating pink bumblebees that attacked the blue elephant's stopping them from
assault on the planet naboo which caused a fat guy to fart the nuclear fallout covered the what is this i dont go ninja go ninja go
ummmm go go pwer rangers so a tall man named blaire herbert was walking down a highway wearing a snorkel when suddenky a driver swered
and drove off the highway making blaire stare and derp in utter amazment at the crash site of the car in the middle of bangkok where she
was kinnaped by hte whithouse building and mcdonalds playplace where the creeper was raping all the cheaseburgers