That IS pretty funny.
I'd be scared to get in bed with a chick like that.
ME to! You know how to get rid of tits totally? I use Incubi draft, then once they are all gone i use succubi milk to grow a single pair back, getting rid of the dick the draft gave me. Here are some of the items effects
Incubi draft: Shrinks tits, makes you more demonic, grows cock
Succubi Milk: Grows tits, makes you more demonic, shrinks cock
Blob of slime: Gather 5 and give to the alchemist at the lake, he will make them into armor
Bee chitin: Same as slime
Imp food: Makes you shorter, grows cock-(I THINK), Imp like features
Bee honey: Gives you bee-like traits, such as wings, and an exoskeleton that looks like high boots (or "Fuck-me pumps")
Scholars tea: Makes you smarter (raises intelligence)
Vitality tincture: raises your strength
Gro+: grows the body part you inject (Tits, cock, nipples, or clit)
Lactid: Makes you lactate
Lust draft: Raises your lust
LaBova: Gives you bovine like features, grows breasts and lactating amounts
Stimbelt and All Natural Stimbelt: Masturbation device for females, AN stimbelt WILL give you a bad end after a few uses
Onahole and AN onahole: Like a Fleshlite, AN onahole WILL give you a bad end after a few uses
Succubus delight: makes your balls bigger
Goo Rag: Gives you "Slime like" Features
Minotaur Blood: Makes you taller, gives bovine like/Minotaur like features
Hair dye: Changes hair/fur color
Goblin ale: Gives you goblin like features
Equinium: Gives you horse like features
Canine peppers: Give you dog like features, including "Heat" for females
"fat" Canine peppers, Grows balls, Makes them huge
White book: Gives you "attack" Magics
Black book: Gives you "Lust" Magics
Bow: A bow and arrow, unlimited arrows
Tattered scroll: Gives the Sand Witch "rape scene"
Deluxe dildo: Female only item
Leather armor: Weak armor set +5 defense
Gel armor: Stronger armor +10 defense
Chitin armor: (I THINK) Its stronger than gel armor +10 defense (maybe)
Riding crop: Attack weapon, +5 attack
Pipe: +5 attack
Shining sword: +10 attack, can only be used bellow 30 corruption
Large Blue Eggs:
Shrinks hips, butt, and breasts, and removes vagina (if present). Enlarge cock(s) if player has any: similar to Incubus Draft, but without the ability to grow NEW ones.
Large Pink Eggs:
Raises Fertility, removes all penises and testicles from the player as well.
Large Purple Eggs:
Large Brown Eggs:
Large White Eggs:
Lengthens nipples, adds penetrable orifice to nipples if breasts are larger than flat, or when nipples reach 2 inches in length
Large Rubbery Black Eggs:
Makes the skin smooth and perfect and removes any blemishes or imperfections., consuming a second time makes skin or hair latex like.
Blue and White Eggs:
Removes clit/vagina and lengthens and thickens cocks.
Pink and White Eggs:
Removes smallest penis and raises Fertility.
Small eggs are less effective and don't have certain effects like the large ones. For example: small white eggs can increase nipple length, but cannot add penetrable orifices.
Did i miss anything?