The pervert test: wonder how many people will fail this one

[miicas]

So, as I said a test to see how perverted you are.
question 1; up she got around she went down she sat and out it came , what is it?
question 2; the little old man shook it and shook it and shook it the little old lady hiked up her skirts and took it what is it?
final question(till some one gets these right) its big its hairy all over it has two things that flop and bounds against pink skin and one that gets shoved into a hole, what its it?

[GolanTrevize]

question 2: a thermometer?

[Mr D]

question 1: a music box...i think

[miicas]

sorry gentlemen good guesses but wrong

[bed_intruder]

1. Giraffe
2. Stealing shake weight at Walmart
3. A mole

[BlueLight]

So, as I said a test to see how perverted you are.
question 1; up she got around she went down she sat and out it came , what is it?
question 2; the little old man shook it and shook it and shook it the little old lady hiked up her skirts and took it what is it?
final question(till some one gets these right) its big its hairy all over it has two things that flop and bounds against pink skin and one that gets shoved into a hole, what its it?

First off i think i understand your test. By saying it's a pervert test your trying to trick us in to think it's design not to be a pervert test so i will be the brave soul who acts like the soul reason the test is around is to make us look like perverts. (HAHAH i'm in your mind)

1 First off i can't really tell what your trying to say because it's all one long string of words with nothing to split them up. I think it should read something like
Up she got, around she went down sitting, and out it came.
Anyways personally what i think your perverted mind has for this is a dick,cum or sex toy. but if i'm forced with one it's a dick.
I believe it's coygirl prostitution(Most likely wrong on this) where the girl is sitting on the guy, he pumps and she goes up , then with a grammatic error she comes around down, then, he pulls out his dick or he cums. either or.

2 my best guess is pregnancy test but i don't find it likely
3 You expect me to know girl makeup names? It's the black thingy that you brush and darken your eye lashes with. How ever i'm not sure i've seen the stiff brush with only 2 sets of bristles

[miicas]

@ bed intruder no to all 3 good guesses tho
@ blue 1:don't blame for that, it isn't supposed to have punctuation, and your answer is wrong
2: good guess but no and 3; nope

[bed_intruder]

Lol how was giraffe a good guess?

1. 37 cents, in pennies.
2. A tree, without the branches of course.
3. An ostrich?

[miicas]

1 no
2 close enough its apples from the tree
3 no

[Mr D]

no.2 ... is apples? Really?
the question is

the little old man shook it and shook it and shook it the little old lady hiked up her skirts and took it what is it?

.....I DONT GET IT X_X. WHYYYYYYY????

[miicas]

He shakes the tree to get the fruit to fall, she uses her skirt to catch them.

[Fenrakk101]

He shakes the tree to make the fruit fall, she uses her skirt to catch them all.

Never avoid an appropriate rhyme.

[bed_intruder]

Wait I was sort of right? I'm a random guessing bad ass.

1. Hulaloop
3. A cloud with food coloring

[Mr D]

He shakes the tree to get the fruit to fall, she uses her skirt to catch them.

oh yeah, if you explain it like that than it makes sense . (must be a really small apple tree lol. Becouse the tree from which I am getting my apples could not be shaken by an hammer )

[miicas]

He shakes the tree to get the fruit to fall, she uses her skirt to catch them.

oh yeah, if you explain it like that than it makes sense . (must be a really small apple tree lol. Becouse the tree from witch I am getting my apples could not be shaken by an hammer )

lol
@ bed nope sorry good try tho