story time!

[Suraru]

I own a kevlar body armor set. and I don't get into trouble, I drink tequila, and then black out, and wake up in trouble.
besides, I haven't been shot, stabbed, thrown off a building, hit by a car or attacked by a lion in... like 3 weeks! a hole with a knife got me. anyways, I have died, 3 times, I'm not to worried about it anymore. also, my life is worth two tequila shots and a dime bag of weed to me

ya, well, FUCK YOU =3

[zeldafreak1]

First off, ive had a hard life. been a foster kid since age 6..anyway heres my story...I once lived out in the woods for like 3 weeks b/c of my horrible, demonic foster parents...looking back im surprised im still here to tell the story...i was 11 years old.....got attacked by a wild dog, caught my own food...(a couple rabbits but mostly fish from a nearby stream) got a nasty rash from poison ivy and poison oak...i guess my choice of sleeping in trees was a good choice... wow i never really took the time to look back on it...

[bruiserdemon]

First off, ive had a hard life. been a foster kid since age 6..anyway heres my story...I once lived out in the woods for like 3 weeks b/c of my horrible, demonic foster parents...looking back im surprised im still here to tell the story...i was 11 years old.....got attacked by a wild dog, caught my own food...(a couple rabbits but mostly fish from a nearby stream) got a nasty rash from poison ivy and poison oak...i guess my choice of sleeping in trees was a good choice... wow i never really took the time to look back on it...

11 years old surving in the woods by yourself? epic. simply epic.

[zeldafreak1]

epic, maybe. in retrospect, crazy and shocking. man, living on the outer banks of nc really gives you survival skills. XD

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

you survived in the woods? damn dude. I spent a little time living in a tree in the park, got taken in by a man named john after that and had some rough shit (for complete record refer to page 1) but catching your own food is way harder than stealing it. you sir, have my respect and admiration!

[zeldafreak1]

Thanx. But im not gonna try it again. (well maybe later on in life if i lose my house...XD)

[yea_well_FUCK_YOU]

I reccomend investing now in a good, old fashioned, shotgun. it makes hunting your own food so much easier! and, although its a ritual among my friends when we hunt, I don't recomend eating the heart. unless you catch a pig, pig hearts are DELICIOUS! everything else though, their either bland or disgusting. especially deer.

[thedude9351]

So this happened to day I hadn't slept all night so I took some caffeine pills and was so wired and had forgotten to drink or eat anything I was working on my laptop in class when suddenly I flt so light headed and broke out in cold sweat my friend next to me said I looked dead pale she asked if i was alright I said no i'm gonna get some fresh air and maybe some water as soon as walked three steps (More like shuffled)and I couldn't feel my legs and then I passed out and hit the ground like a sack of potatoes he's a little back round i'm 6'5 about 260 pounds so when I hit the ground everybody was shocked so remember kids drink plenty fluids

[Not Scarface]

Those stories are f*cked up! Although it sounds incredible..

[Taria]

Crazy stories, eh? Someone fell asleep behind the wheel and killed my sister Amy when she was two. My older sister, who is younger than my dead sister, used to talk to someone who wasn't there when she was a little kid, and told my parents that she was Amy before they even told her she had had a sister. My parents only wanted three children so I was only born because my sister died. Lightening struck my hosue when I was born, and struck the same place on my first birthday, which is half the length of time my sister had been alive. Also I have a memory that I feel like takes place before I was born, and it's about barney, something Amy really liked.

[RavenLord]

So you are like her reincarnation or something.....

[Taria]

Who knows? I have another story that's less depressing. As a little kid, I once chased a guy who had a chainsaw because he was trying to scare my sister. I was running after him shouting, "Leave my sister alone!" It was later I realized that the chainsaw didn't actually have teeth on it.

[Suraru]

Were you at scary acres? I take my nephews there sometimes... wait that's in Nebraska, I don't think you live here XD

[Taria]

nope, but it was some sort of horror house or another! I thought I was so clever knowing that a guy at a horror house wouldn't actually hurt anyone. XD

[RavenLord]

well, screw you guys nothing interesting happens in my life....

[TheDaughterOfHades14]

Eh, not that crazy, but when I was 12 I think I went out and played with my neighbor in the snow for a few hours. So we went home. I took off my snow pants and my legs were starting to turn black. We both got frost bite, or started to get it. So my mom made me take a hot shower and I was fine. My friend? He was sent to the hospital, but he still has both of his arms! .

[MrPotato]

Lol you guys have some pretty fucked up storys! The most exciting thing thaat happend to me was i managed to masterbate 30 times in a day. (WOO HOO!!! Major winner over here)

[TheDaughterOfHades14]

If I truly wanted to I could do that. Like if I have a free day and I'm really horny.

[Suraru]

I heard that if you orgasm 8 times in a minute you won't be able to stand...... how the hell... I can barely do 8 times a day.....

[TheDaughterOfHades14]

How does one orgasm 8 times in a minute?! I've orgasmed 8 times in... well never. The most I've ever orgasmed was like 4 and it was just non-stop sex. Kinda fun, but very exhausting. The most I've orgasmed in a minute was once... but it was a big orgasm so I could barely stand.