5 word story

[bruiserdemon]

here's how it works: i'm going to start the story by posting 5 words. the next person must continue the story and post another 5 words, and so on, and so on, k? you can go as unrealistically crazy with the story as you like

i'll start

one bright and sunny day

[Z-Fied]

alright, let's see whwere this goes.

...there was a lonesome warrior...

[bruiserdemon]

who didn't like eating food

[Nookie]

and lived happily ever after

and thus concludes the story

[bruiserdemon]

but then he got sick

[banana]

of all the faggotry, so

[SFFan]

he bought a plane ticket

[shorterm]

He went to Soviet russia

[haloman]

He got off the plane

[ot3d]

to discover that he was...

[bed_intruder]

flying on a giant table

[berserkerhorn]

he said "what happened here?"

[shorterm]

Then a man approached him

[Mechanios]

asking, "Got some change, sir?"

[MR L]

He then pulled out his

[bed_intruder]

Tallywacker and smacked the telephone

[shorterm]

The telephone exploded sending shards

[Hurati]

of giant floating pink bumblebees

[bed_intruder]

that attacked the blue elephant's

[SFFan]

stopping them from assault on