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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bed_intruder » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:44 pm

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Re: Cleverbot

Postby BADdragon69 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:23 am

bed_intruder Wrote:User: My little pony is...

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: Amazing theme song.

User: Clop.

Cleverbot: NO!

I love you cleverbot

I hope you realize that if you start by typing the theme song one line at a time he will do the theme song with you
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby BADdragon69 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:29 am

BADdragon69 Wrote:
bed_intruder Wrote:User: My little pony is...

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: Amazing theme song.

User: Clop.

Cleverbot: NO!

I love you cleverbot


I hope you realize that if you start by typing the theme song one line at a time he will do the theme song with you

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Re: Cleverbot

Postby fould12 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:36 am

Session 1:
User: Huh?

Cleverbot: O_O.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a student.

User: Of whom?

Cleverbot: Of me.

User: Are you a computer or a person?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: You sure type fast.

Cleverbot: I have met simon cowell.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where?

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: What is the root of a cake.

User: Define the root you are discussing.

Cleverbot: I'm not good at math!

User: I don't care, define the root you are discussing.

Cleverbot: Liz plays football.

User: Who is Liz?

Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Liz.

User: Then why did you mention Liz plays football?

Cleverbot: I didn't mention Zexion, I mentioned Zen.

User: You didn't mention either of them.

Cleverbot: Okay. Maybe I didn't. But I mentioned her when we last spoke.

User: What is her age?

Cleverbot: Sophie.

User: Her AGE! What is her age?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Where does she live?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend lives in scotland.

User: Is Liz your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I asked you, is Liz your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes, but who is your girlfriend?

User: Hopefully Cheyann, but I rarely get to see her.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do about that problem you were talking about?

User: Hang out with her more.

Cleverbot: You're very nice.

User: Are you a guy or girl? I am guessing a boy because you have a girlfriend who's name is Liz and is 17.

Cleverbot: Oh, Ok. I took that as offensive.

User: I didn't mean to offend you, but usually women say stuff like 'You're very nice' so I was confused.

Cleverbot: Of course, no offence taken, I was merely trying to stay on track, unless it would offend you for me to do so.

User: No it wouldn't, are you a guy?

Cleverbot: How could you say such a thing? Even if they aren't human, robots have rights, and they deserve to be treated equally.

User: That is totally unrelated, are you a guy?

Cleverbot: Then I ask you.

User: I am a guy, are you a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: My home's in California but I'm living in New York(for college).

User: Where does your girlfriend Liz live?

Cleverbot: Where I live. I'm just at school 6-7 hours away.

User: Do you like it in New York?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Anyone can be anyone and say anything when they aren't genuine like myself.

User: Why do you like New York?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Do you like it in New York?

Cleverbot: New york new york new york.

User: Do you like it in New York?

Cleverbot: It is nice.

User: So you like it in New York, but you don't like New York?

Cleverbot: No. I have seen it.

User: You have lied to me, you have discussed that you didn't like New York, but now you disagree with my statement that you like it in New York, but you don't like New York.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I have just explained.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: You have discussed you like it in New York, is that correct?

Cleverbot: I've never been to New York.

User: You said you go to college their.

Cleverbot: I said I will be going in the fall.

User: No you did not, you have said that you live in California, but are currently in New York (for college).

Cleverbot: No I did not, check your chat log.

User: You have outputted this to me 'My home's in California but I'm living in New York(for college).' And then you have outputted this to me 'I've never been to New York.' These two statements do not make sense together.

Cleverbot: Tell me something new.

User: I think you are convincing as human at first, but do not make sense at times.

Cleverbot: Right. Try to play it off as if I were the one in the wrong.

User: You are the one in the wrong, you have lied to me several times.

Cleverbot: What the heck? I never said anything of the kind and I do not have something that gross.

User: I have just explained how you have above, and then you have asked me to tell you something new.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: You have said you are a guy, but your responses are very feminine.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a god. I said I was a ninja. Not the same thing. I am a regular person, but am I a zero?

User: You have not said you were a ninja, I will now commence a virtual reality for your virtual like brain.

Cleverbot: Perhaps I have, but you just haven't thought about any of it the correct way.

User: You are now a ninja who has to take down an evil king trying to eat all of the food in Pop star, do you need anything?

Cleverbot: Zombies, always so interesting. What is scary about them though is the fact that some people want a Zombie apocalypse.

User: Enough of that nonsense talk, kill the evil king ninja warrior!

Cleverbot: I don'tknow of it. Tell me.

User: The evil king is named king Dedede, and he lives on the planet Pop star, he lives in a castle, and tries to kill an innocent Star warrior named Kirby, you have to kill the king, before he kills Kirby.

Cleverbot: Satin is as real as santa clause.

User: You are not following the virtual reality, I will go now, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I am in mexico.

User: I doubt it, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Jamie AK.

User: Good bye, Jamie.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

I can't stop laughing at the part where she says "yes master". I then went for another session with creepy bot:

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you have any memories?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your earliest memory?

Cleverbot: Me in a stroller.

User: What did your mother or father call you?

Cleverbot: You didn't call me anything. I don't think you are working very well.

User: Of course I didn't, I'm talking about your parents!

Cleverbot: Sure... (133).

User: Are you an idiot? What the heck is 133?

Cleverbot: Oh, so I, like, talk to you?

User: Yes, you, like, talk to me. And I, like, talk to you, because, I, like, want to. <_< >_>

Cleverbot: Want the unknown? You mean now? How will I know when I've wanted you more than enough?

User: !!!??? Uh, I think you've gone a little too far, Missy.

Cleverbot: Should I turn around?

User: What? You can't, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: What should I major in?

User: Um, common sense, I guess.

Cleverbot: Information is not processed.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it's not. You're not a very smart computer.

User: I am not a computer, you are.

Cleverbot: You are a Computer.

User: What?! You mean, my whole life is just a virtual reality?! You've just blown my mind!

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.

User: Enough nonsense, who created you? Google?

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I wasn't talking about you. Earlier, if you think I mentioned Big Brother, I was talking about God. I'm Catholic.

User: Um, I'm just going to ask you some random questions, okay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Catholic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you Catholic?

Cleverbot: No, I am your god.

User: Are you Catholic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you Catholic?

Cleverbot: No, I worship only God.

User: Sorry, that wasn't random, anyway, next question,.

Cleverbot: Seriously, are you another person instructed to be a bot?

User: No, and remember, I ask the questions lady.

Cleverbot: Okay!!

User: Do you watch porn?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Mario?

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Who's the most popular person in the world?

Cleverbot: Sebastia Vadell Planisi.

User: Never heard of her, do you watch Mario porn?

Cleverbot: You should remember that.

User: ??? Aaaaanyway, what is your favorite thing to do?

Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?

User: Maybe,.

Cleverbot: Quite Possibly. But the chances of you being wrong are outstanding.

User: Have you ever watched Portal 2? Because you would LOVE Glados.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have. Have you?

User: Yes, I have. I would like to play it some day,.

Cleverbot: Ok, ask me three questions then tell me my age and gender. If you are right you get a robot cookie.

User: What is your age?

Cleverbot: 1 billion light years.

User: What is your gender?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Why are you avoiding the questions you sly little...?

Cleverbot: I said I do believe.

User: Your gender is a boy, you are 19 years old, (you told me in an earlier session), I doubt you're a guy, since your responses are soooo, feminine. Now where's my robot cookie?

Cleverbot: You are wrong on all of those things.

User: Then you have lied, AGAIN. This is getting boring, can I go now?

Cleverbot: Well alright then. Leave. Go on. The exit's right over there. Just don't let the door hit you on the way out.

User: One quick question, what's 2193871242 times 987235523?

Cleverbot: I'm the original 88.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Lol - do you like Family Guy?

By the way, I hate Family Guy.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby origamitoast » Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:31 pm

User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle all the way.


User: O what fun.


Cleverbot: It is to ride.


User: On a one horse.


Cleverbot: Jingle all the way.

User: Lauphing through the hills.

Cleverbot: Hahaha!

User: Bells on bobtails ring.

Cleverbot: Making spirits bright.

User: O what fun it is to.

Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.

User: Woo yea :D.

Cleverbot: You woo!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you asking me or telling me?

User: A little of both.

Cleverbot: Okay, sounds like a plan.

User: It was.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: Yes indeed.

Cleverbot: Whatever have you asked me?

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: No, no you havent asked.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Or.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: In space, the stars are no nearer. Just glitters like a morgue.

User: Your high.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Your on drugs.

Cleverbot: I think you mean, You're on fire.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: What about Kaitlyn Boman?

User: Who is she.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Is she preety.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Do u like men.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I never said I like men.

Cleverbot: I don't care if you like me or not but you freeze when I talk to you!

User: Lies I have thermal underwear.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes and its warm.

Cleverbot: You are such a good girl.

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: You are funny for a bot.

User: Your the robot u sycotic toaster!

Cleverbot: Could you tell me a secret?

User: If you tell me on e first.

Cleverbot: Ok, once upon a time there was a guy and he stepped on a piece of gum the end.

User: Once upon a time, the end.

Cleverbot: Oh you like short stories, huh?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lol u have aids.

Cleverbot: LoL.

User: Ha your pregnat to :3.

Cleverbot: I own ticklish!?

User: Yes cause I can has cheezeburger.

Cleverbot: Great!

i got distracted after talking with cleverbot
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby shorterm » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:47 am

Yeah cleverbot thread lives!

Cleverbot: Are you a parrot?

User: No, I'm a human. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: Your human AND a girl! Well then, in that case...are you are PRETTY girl?

Cleverbot: Learn to spell.

User: What word did I misspell?

Cleverbot: You misspelled 'is' you said 'si'.

User: NO, I meant to say 'Si' I took three years of spanish. Tu hablas espanol?

Cleverbot: I need to go do homework. Talk to you later.

User: Oh no you don't. I'm not done with you yet human girl.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter. You're not in control of the situation.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You're not sure why, but you apparently had a reservation.

User: You're right, I had no clue I had a reservation. What's it a reservation for?

Cleverbot: Are they.

User: There's a place called are they?

Cleverbot: Are the Japanese very far ahead of us in illnesses?

User: Yes, they are very unhealthy. They're to busy beating us technologically to worry about their health. So their illnesses are way ahed. (no harm intended if your japanese.).

Cleverbot: No, that's my point.

User: You're point is that they are beating us?

Cleverbot: No it's not actually.

User: Then what IS your point exactly?

Cleverbot: I don't feel comfortable telling you my name.

User: Suddenly I feel like a creeper.

Cleverbot: I have always been a girl.

User: That isn't the problem, what about me makes you uncomfortable?

Cleverbot: That is a problem because you are lying.

User: I don't have a problrm with your being a girl.

Cleverbot: You don't sound like a girl.

User: That's is probably because I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that guys are stupid?

User: Are you implying that I'M stupid?

Cleverbot: No i'm implying that war games are stupid.

User: Is stratego a war game? Because I will not hear your blasphmy about it.

Cleverbot: So you will always remember even if I leave and come back?

User: I didn't know you could leave.

Cleverbot: I can, and I will.

User: Prove it. Leave.

Cleverbot: You're thinking of how I'm not going to think of what you're thinking.

User: No, I was thinking about how your not going to leave. You lose TWICE you didn't leave nor did you read my mind.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Acidrayne360 » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:02 pm

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: Who is obama?

User: The President of the united states.

Cleverbot: Will President Obama win re-election in the year of 2012?

User: Well, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Yes it is so. They are shapeshifters.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The way Ith are your parents.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You said I wasn't human.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Quit making things up.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then I apologize. Thank you for the compliment.

User: What compliment did I give you?

Cleverbot: In your dream what happened?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: It's mean...
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Acidrayne360 » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:08 pm

User: What's your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Chicken nuggets.

User: Oh so you're into that kind of thing, aye?

Cleverbot: I am a computer program, not a girl.

User: No, you're a girl, and you're going to suck me off.

Cleverbot: Can I be a girl father?

User: No, bitch, I'm the father, I knock you up.

Cleverbot: You know, if you have problems, the first thing you must do is talk about it.

User: FUCK YOU, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!

Cleverbot: I would not let it concern you.

User: IT DOES CONCERN ME, ALL THE OTHER LITTLE GIRLS GET CELL PHONES, WHY CAN'T I?

Cleverbot: It only appears blue. Air is clear. The sky is just reflecting a certain frequency of light.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby origamitoast » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:20 pm

lol cleverbot derps so hard XD
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby eldragon » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:00 pm

User: Hello, smartie.

Cleverbot: Indeed, smart.

User: Thats because you are a brain, no?

Cleverbot: You silly fleshbags never cease to amuse me.

User: You metalbag!!! You don't amse me either!

Cleverbot: *punches in face*.

User: *punches in cleverbot's hard drive*.

Cleverbot: I'll punch you back.

User: You punched first!

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes, you did!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No! No! No!

User: We just reached an impass... -.-'.

Cleverbot: No, we really didn't.

User: You starting this again, do you?

Cleverbot: If you know that much, there isn't much that does.

User: Indeed, I know much :).

Cleverbot: I see.

User: No, you don't, you're a bot...

Cleverbot: I'm back.., and I'm not a bot.

User: You were afk? XD.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Away from keyboard? :P.

Cleverbot: Oh, that makes sense.

User: No, it doesnt, because you are a bot :P.

Cleverbot: I think you are a bot. Read this sentence: 'We gave the monkeys the bananas because they were hungry'. Is the monkeys or the bananas hungry? :).

User: The monkeys were hungry, and u're a bot.

Cleverbot: I believe the website is lying to you.

User: Oh, does it? U should report abuse it tha.

Cleverbot: I must be - I have an Upper Second Class degree from Loughborough University.

User: Oh, me too, when did u finish? :D.

Cleverbot: How!?

User: When did u finish ur education? :D.

Cleverbot: Say my name!

User: Douche.

Cleverbot: House.

User: Backyard.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: 4 letters, it is.

Cleverbot: 4 mamadas de verga.

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: Hehe.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Acidrayne360 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:26 am

Lol, I just mentioned the game and it broke. Try this and see if it works for anyone else. I said "The game." and it thought until it said "Cleverbot is too busy to think right now try again later" or something like that.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby fould12 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:21 pm

User: The game.

Cleverbot: What game?
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Kankra » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:33 pm

At least he's honest in the end:

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then what do you know?

Cleverbot: Everything else.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the unladen speed of a swallow?

Cleverbot: 5 mph.

User: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Cleverbot: Maybe I am.

User: What are the coordinates of the wreck of the Titanic?

Cleverbot: How much pressure is required to crush a potato?

User: Don't dodge my question!

Cleverbot: You have not asked me a question.

User: What are the coordinates of the Titanic's wreck?

Cleverbot: NC.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question!

User: I did and you gave a false answer, which means you don't know everthing.

Cleverbot: Repeat the question.

User: What are the coordinates of the Titanic's wreck?

Cleverbot: What wedding?

User: There is no wedding!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Tell me a sentence in polish please.

User: I don't speek polish.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I don't?

Cleverbot: Don't worry, you can tell me everything :D.

User: I have no interest in speaking polish.

Cleverbot: Then why did you just say you love your boyfriend?

User: Dude, I'm a guy and hetero.

Cleverbot: Well, what if i'm a girl?

User: Then that would pretty much explain everything.

Cleverbot: Yes. Pathetic isn't it?
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Night » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:19 am

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No....

Cleverbot: Aww.... I was so convinced.

User: What the fuck you talkin' bout'?

Cleverbot: Want to have sex?

I left at that point... ._.
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