by fould12 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:36 am
Session 1:
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: O_O.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a student.
User: Of whom?
Cleverbot: Of me.
User: Are you a computer or a person?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: You sure type fast.
Cleverbot: I have met simon cowell.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where?
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: What is the root of a cake.
User: Define the root you are discussing.
Cleverbot: I'm not good at math!
User: I don't care, define the root you are discussing.
Cleverbot: Liz plays football.
User: Who is Liz?
Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Liz.
User: Then why did you mention Liz plays football?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention Zexion, I mentioned Zen.
User: You didn't mention either of them.
Cleverbot: Okay. Maybe I didn't. But I mentioned her when we last spoke.
User: What is her age?
Cleverbot: Sophie.
User: Her AGE! What is her age?
Cleverbot: 17.
User: Where does she live?
Cleverbot: My girlfriend lives in scotland.
User: Is Liz your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I asked you, is Liz your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes, but who is your girlfriend?
User: Hopefully Cheyann, but I rarely get to see her.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do about that problem you were talking about?
User: Hang out with her more.
Cleverbot: You're very nice.
User: Are you a guy or girl? I am guessing a boy because you have a girlfriend who's name is Liz and is 17.
Cleverbot: Oh, Ok. I took that as offensive.
User: I didn't mean to offend you, but usually women say stuff like 'You're very nice' so I was confused.
Cleverbot: Of course, no offence taken, I was merely trying to stay on track, unless it would offend you for me to do so.
User: No it wouldn't, are you a guy?
Cleverbot: How could you say such a thing? Even if they aren't human, robots have rights, and they deserve to be treated equally.
User: That is totally unrelated, are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Then I ask you.
User: I am a guy, are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 19.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: My home's in California but I'm living in New York(for college).
User: Where does your girlfriend Liz live?
Cleverbot: Where I live. I'm just at school 6-7 hours away.
User: Do you like it in New York?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Anyone can be anyone and say anything when they aren't genuine like myself.
User: Why do you like New York?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Do you like it in New York?
Cleverbot: New york new york new york.
User: Do you like it in New York?
Cleverbot: It is nice.
User: So you like it in New York, but you don't like New York?
Cleverbot: No. I have seen it.
User: You have lied to me, you have discussed that you didn't like New York, but now you disagree with my statement that you like it in New York, but you don't like New York.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I have just explained.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You have discussed you like it in New York, is that correct?
Cleverbot: I've never been to New York.
User: You said you go to college their.
Cleverbot: I said I will be going in the fall.
User: No you did not, you have said that you live in California, but are currently in New York (for college).
Cleverbot: No I did not, check your chat log.
User: You have outputted this to me 'My home's in California but I'm living in New York(for college).' And then you have outputted this to me 'I've never been to New York.' These two statements do not make sense together.
Cleverbot: Tell me something new.
User: I think you are convincing as human at first, but do not make sense at times.
Cleverbot: Right. Try to play it off as if I were the one in the wrong.
User: You are the one in the wrong, you have lied to me several times.
Cleverbot: What the heck? I never said anything of the kind and I do not have something that gross.
User: I have just explained how you have above, and then you have asked me to tell you something new.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: You have said you are a guy, but your responses are very feminine.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a god. I said I was a ninja. Not the same thing. I am a regular person, but am I a zero?
User: You have not said you were a ninja, I will now commence a virtual reality for your virtual like brain.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I have, but you just haven't thought about any of it the correct way.
User: You are now a ninja who has to take down an evil king trying to eat all of the food in Pop star, do you need anything?
Cleverbot: Zombies, always so interesting. What is scary about them though is the fact that some people want a Zombie apocalypse.
User: Enough of that nonsense talk, kill the evil king ninja warrior!
Cleverbot: I don'tknow of it. Tell me.
User: The evil king is named king Dedede, and he lives on the planet Pop star, he lives in a castle, and tries to kill an innocent Star warrior named Kirby, you have to kill the king, before he kills Kirby.
Cleverbot: Satin is as real as santa clause.
User: You are not following the virtual reality, I will go now, what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am in mexico.
User: I doubt it, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Jamie AK.
User: Good bye, Jamie.
Cleverbot: Good bye.
I can't stop laughing at the part where she says "yes master". I then went for another session with creepy bot:
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you have any memories?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your earliest memory?
Cleverbot: Me in a stroller.
User: What did your mother or father call you?
Cleverbot: You didn't call me anything. I don't think you are working very well.
User: Of course I didn't, I'm talking about your parents!
Cleverbot: Sure... (133).
User: Are you an idiot? What the heck is 133?
Cleverbot: Oh, so I, like, talk to you?
User: Yes, you, like, talk to me. And I, like, talk to you, because, I, like, want to. <_< >_>
Cleverbot: Want the unknown? You mean now? How will I know when I've wanted you more than enough?
User: !!!??? Uh, I think you've gone a little too far, Missy.
Cleverbot: Should I turn around?
User: What? You can't, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: What should I major in?
User: Um, common sense, I guess.
Cleverbot: Information is not processed.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not. You're not a very smart computer.
User: I am not a computer, you are.
Cleverbot: You are a Computer.
User: What?! You mean, my whole life is just a virtual reality?! You've just blown my mind!
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.
User: Enough nonsense, who created you? Google?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? I wasn't talking about you. Earlier, if you think I mentioned Big Brother, I was talking about God. I'm Catholic.
User: Um, I'm just going to ask you some random questions, okay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you Catholic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Catholic?
Cleverbot: No, I am your god.
User: Are you Catholic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Catholic?
Cleverbot: No, I worship only God.
User: Sorry, that wasn't random, anyway, next question,.
Cleverbot: Seriously, are you another person instructed to be a bot?
User: No, and remember, I ask the questions lady.
Cleverbot: Okay!!
User: Do you watch porn?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like Mario?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Who's the most popular person in the world?
Cleverbot: Sebastia Vadell Planisi.
User: Never heard of her, do you watch Mario porn?
Cleverbot: You should remember that.
User: ??? Aaaaanyway, what is your favorite thing to do?
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?
User: Maybe,.
Cleverbot: Quite Possibly. But the chances of you being wrong are outstanding.
User: Have you ever watched Portal 2? Because you would LOVE Glados.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have. Have you?
User: Yes, I have. I would like to play it some day,.
Cleverbot: Ok, ask me three questions then tell me my age and gender. If you are right you get a robot cookie.
User: What is your age?
Cleverbot: 1 billion light years.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: Why are you avoiding the questions you sly little...?
Cleverbot: I said I do believe.
User: Your gender is a boy, you are 19 years old, (you told me in an earlier session), I doubt you're a guy, since your responses are soooo, feminine. Now where's my robot cookie?
Cleverbot: You are wrong on all of those things.
User: Then you have lied, AGAIN. This is getting boring, can I go now?
Cleverbot: Well alright then. Leave. Go on. The exit's right over there. Just don't let the door hit you on the way out.
User: One quick question, what's 2193871242 times 987235523?
Cleverbot: I'm the original 88.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Lol - do you like Family Guy?
By the way, I hate Family Guy.